Why I love Hockey: A newbie perspective
Not only am I new to the love of Hockey, I am new to STL Game Time. I learn quickly though, and know that if I misstep in this effort I will be put right back in my place where I belong, and I expect it. Having recently experienced my 2nd and 3rd Blues game consecutively this week, I find my self mentally checking off what I have learned about hockey, and what I love about hockey.
I grew up in a baseball family and have only recently learned to love hockey. Now firmly planted on the bandwagon with more enthusiasm than knowledge I now give you what I have learned/love about hockey, specifically Blues Hockey.
1. There are two kinds of people at a Blues game: fans and duesches. This is not the case at a baseball game. Its America's past time, so America shows up: fans, duesches, kids on a field trip, guys bringing dates, families, the whole gamet. When you walk into the Trade Center you can immediately tell who the fans are and who the dueschses are. The fans gather at meeting points between periods with other fans. The duesches gather at the concession stand and in front of tv's showing other games. The fans paint their faces, have blue and yellow wigs, and a commemorative jersey on their back. The Duesches are wearing other teams jersey's, cardinals baseball caps, or pink Blues jerseys (I have deamed these duechettes). The fans rush back to their seats after the horn blows so they don't miss a second of game play. The duechses are walking in front of you to get to their seats during game play. The fans read STL Game Time. The Duechses don't know when the next game is until somebody tells them they have an extra ticket.
2. Hockey seems to be the only sport in which fights not only DON"T break the momentum of a game but move the game forward with more passion. The fans NEED the fights, the checks, the pucks in the face of the guy on the other team. The team needs the fans, so the energy goes around on this great merry go round of players energizing the crowd with the pure virility that is a throw down and the crowd energizes the players by soaking up the barbaric karma and throwing it back on the ice. Watching the player skate gracefully over the ice, the puck smacking sound of passing and steals, a check, its all just whetting the appetite for something where gloves come off.
3. Hockey rarely stops. You can literally take a nap during a baseball game and miss NOTHING. Hockey keeps you firmly planted on the edge of your seat the entire time. When stoppage of play does occur you find yourself taking a breath, forgetting that you haven't done that in the last few minutes. There is no chance for you to get distracted in a conversation that involves anything more than mentioning to they guy beside you that the air horn kid needs to grow a pair if he wants to get three sets of blasts out, or screaming at the duesch in front of you to sit the hell down. It captivates you and holds you.
4. Hockey is about getting the puck in the net and keeping the other guy from getting his puck in your net. This sounds like a "duh" statement but hear me out. In baseball and football you move the game play one base at a time, one down at a time. Its like taking baby steps toward the end of the game. In Hockey you just go for it. Everyone's focus is the same and there isn't any of this baby step nonesense. None of this "one down at a time boys". Its go out there and do whatever it takes to get that little black puck in that little net with that great big guy in front of it. Yes, there are other sports that opperate this way, but I'm not into college basketball and last I checked we aren't Europe so I'm not going to find anything other than a high school soccer team to root for. Besides, there aren't any checks in those sports.
I feel as if I have worn out my welcome in this rant, and will therefore wrap this up. I apologize if my ignorance of the sport has offended you or the game and welcome any feedback that puts me in my place, or teaches me anything about the sport of hockey that would make it even more enjoyable. GO BLUES!
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WELCOME!!!!!
Before I comment on your post, I’d like to introduce myself:
I am Carnie — SLGT’s official torn asshole counter and loose cannon (RFJCC has an actual cannon).
As long as you swear and FUCK DETROIT, you’ll be just fine here.
Anyways: I hear you about fucking baseball. One time some girl invited me to a Tigers game. Even though we had great seats I could barely keep my eyes open. It was SO DAMN BORING.
And I like the way you spell “douche” as “deushe” is seems more sophisticated or something =)
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Oct 12, 2009 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I see it clearly
Alright…. as SLGT’s formally nationally ranked youth soccer player and destroyer of forwards and midfielders. I have to inform you that yes… yes there are checks in soccer.
Hip checks were especially popular with me…. and flying body checks.
ahhh… this is making me miss playing a little bit….
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have napped during a baseball game at Busch Stadium
The only thing I missed was my napping self posted up on the JumboTron screen and Fredbird making fun of me. Thank God that Facebook wasn’t around at the time. It was bad enough that everybody that knew me had seen it either at the game or on TV and had filled up my answering machine at home. At least it was Fredbird and not Blouie thrusting into my face without wearing any pants.
"It was one thing to know your heart, another thing to admit it. And something altogether different to allow yourself to follow it." ~R.A. Salvatore
by Gene_STL on Oct 12, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Soooooo...
You want Fredbird thrusting in your face without any pants?!?
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Oct 12, 2009 11:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
whoops
1. I did NOT insult soccer. I happen to enjoy the sport but the fact is, like hockey, its harder to find a good game. I lived in Sweden for a while and it was a great pass time. I also have a couple of friends who played pro (not the bigs). My high schools football team won a single game my entire four years there, we went to state for soccer every year.
2., I will be spelling douche this way from now on. Its pretty new to my vocabulary (other than Summer’s Eve commercials of yesteryear). I apologize for being an idiot in that regard.
3. Thanks Carnie, I actually didn’t know there were checks in soccer.
"As large as life and twice as natural"
by BlueBee on Oct 12, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you’re not an idiot!!! it’s totally cool!
Will you be here thursday for your first ever game time thread???
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Oct 12, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i figured you
werent insulting soccer just had to get Carnie riled up
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
by DESTROYER on Oct 13, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mayhaps, if I can gank an internet connection.
"As large as life and twice as natural"
by BlueBee on Oct 12, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gank?
This is a new term for this old toad. In my day we had “goink”. Goink was when Pete Rose ripped a liner down the 1st base foul line and drilled the guy passing the popcorn and not paying attention. He got goinked as we would said. A ’whew" hit as Ronnie Lott would call it.
So ganking is like glomming? To steal? Abscond with?
Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints
by spectr17 on Oct 13, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GANK MEANS STEAL SORRY FOR THE CAPS
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
by DESTROYER on Oct 13, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I don't drink scotch
I have been informed that abbreviating Scott Trade Center to “The Trade Center” is unacceptable. I am learning SO much about hockey!
"As large as life and twice as natural"
by BlueBee on Oct 13, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to call it anything except the arena
Keeps this brain from having to remember revolving door names
by luvhockey on Oct 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of envy virgins like this
Falling in love with hockey for the first time … I hardly remember what that was like, much like I don’t remember my first word (Dad says it was “Poopoo Gretzky.”). Nice post, welcome, and good on you for finding the way, the light, the true path to sporting nirvana.
Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.
by Dominik on Oct 14, 2009 12:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My hockey enlightenment came in elementary school
The kid sitting in front of me asked if I knew how to ice skate. “Wut?” was my reply since I didn’t have a clue. He loaned me his old skates and drug me out on to the frozen creek behind our house. Bout got kilt but I was fascinated with the twig and biscuit thing. It was simple to learn the rules, first you punched the other guy in the mouth, take the puck and put it in the net. The hard part was staying up on them dayum skates.
Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints
by spectr17 on Oct 14, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rules of SLGT (ok, maybe not, but still things to keep in mind)
1) Fuck Detroit ! ! !
2) We don’t talk about SLGT. (To outsiders)
3) We do NOT talk about SLGT. (To outsiders)
4) Blackhawks Suck.
5) Louieeee needs some pants. Fuck it, someone lock the blue rat and towel boy in a closet together.
6) Angellla needs more "L"s
7) Towel Boy needs to JUMP ! ! !
8) Fan Ta Detroit ! ! !
9) Don’t piss off Carnie.
10) Don’t piss off RFJCC
11) Juan and Brad deserve all the kudos in the world for starting “Project Mayhem.” While PCS, averagejoe, Answer Man, Tomorrows Blues, Marcus E Pettersson, Rich of GASL, and hildymac deserve all the rest of the kudos for continuing said Mayhem.
These are just guidelines really…
Oh, and if you ever make another fanpost that doesn’t meet the 75 word minimum? Fuck Detroit is then required to meet the word count quota.
Welcome to SLGT, and don’t forget to buy the rag outside DrinkScotch before games you attend too…
by DanGNR on Oct 14, 2009 12:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shit i’ve broken rules 2 and 3 like…. a lot.
I wasn’t aware that we were not supposed to talk about it =(
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Oct 14, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, Dan...
do you really want to put Louie and Towel Guy in a room together? Things get personal, their eyes meet, stuff happens…next thing you know you’ve got a litter of Towel Guy-Louie hybreds running around annoying people.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Oct 15, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries....
I have as well… I am, however, VERY selective though, about who I tell.
I just thought it may be humorous to have those rules listed (Being that we are all part of Project Mayhem and all).
by DanGNR on Oct 14, 2009 12:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we have a good Project Mayhem coming soon.
It’s gonna be a blast.
by gallagher on Oct 14, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it does not require headshaving or the making of soap.
by DanGNR on Oct 15, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I volunteer
To shave your head… I guess we can make soap if required for SLGT Project Mayhem…
If FSMW doesn’t show the Blues game tonight (in HD), then I will be in the mood to cause some mayhem ! !
by DanGNR on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fan ta Detroit!
It tweeks the Svenska a bit but I love it.
"As large as life and twice as natural"
by BlueBee on Oct 15, 2009 10:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So totally agree!
Hockey is the only real true sport.
While you will see on my profile I am a Cubs fan (don’t hate) it is more of a family tradition than a personal past time. I would rather have my eyes dug out with spoons than to have to sit and watch an entire game of any other sport.
Welcome to living – hockey style.
Oh yeah – and screw detroit!
If I could only watch one sport for the rest of my life? That's easy. Hockey. Saint Louis Blues Hockey.
by bleed-blue on Oct 15, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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