You Write The Comedy - Desert Style

by gallagher on Oct 16, 2009 11:03 AM CDT Comment 14 comments

More photos » by Ross D. Franklin - AP

"The noise in here after a goal is almost a low-level buzz!"

Oh sadness and rejection. It almost looks like we're peering in on a scene from high school, doesn't it? Clearly the Coyotes are the cool kids in this scenario, but if you had to guess what was being said and/or thought in this picture, what would it be?

Your suggestions in the comments, if you please.

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Hey guys...

….since no one is watching let’s kiss here vs. in the locker room.

North Co! North Co! North Co!

by Answer Man on Oct 16, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Mason:

So now I understand what Carnie went through in grade school: rejection and a desire to tear them all new assholes by shoving my hockey stick through their coccyx….

and then maybe tear them a new trachea by shoving my hockey stick through their sternums.

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 16, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And the roar of the crowd washed over the Coyotes...

Oh. Wait. Never mind. That was just the air conditioning kicking on. We’re getting those vents serviced Monday.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Oct 16, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Guy above the Job sign says

“These free tickets are awesome, but I have no idea what’s going on. So a golf clap it is.”

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Oct 16, 2009 12:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“Hey, hey guys, hey, watch this: For the next one Jovo’s totally going to punch it in with his hand.”

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Oct 16, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

MASON:

i wanna be held too….

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Mason: No wonder those fuckers scored, look who the ref is… The Ghost of Mick McGeough!

Eerie floating spirit in Referee Uniform: I hope this is the exit to get out of this fucking wasteland.

Pack of Coyotes: You know, guys, what happens in Phoenix…

Fuck and Detroit go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Only Peanut Butter and Jelly are good and Detroit is the very proof that God, Allah, and Buddha all have a sense of humor, after all. Good joke, guys.

by ISuckatLife on Oct 16, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

this is the good one

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 16, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

’hey jovo, I hope youre gonna fist me like you fisted that puck "

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs