Wednesday links: Everyone into the doghouse edition

Looks like I missed a horrible game but everyone did a fine job of getting the GDT over a thousand.
I added one. Kept waiting for the post game thread but I guess the game was so horrible it wasn’t worth repeating.
I scanned through it last night and saw yards of one word posts consisting of shit-fuck-conklefart-douche…..

Also don’t forget Dr Frankentweed to post a where in the world is the bluenote shot.
Hey, can you hang it off Big Ben? Buckingham Palace? Maybe on Abbey Rd?

That news video about pedobear!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

THEY EVEN SHOWED VIDEOS OF HIM CHASING THE LITTLE KIDS!!!!!!

HAHAHA!!!!!

“Take out the rest of your teeth.”

shamefully i say, but the goals werent exactly masons fault. the defense left him way exposed the entire game, their passing was bad, stickhandling, bad, and can someone tell me why you keep shooting from the blue line when the goalie is not kicking out rebounds?

made fun od the stupidity of sydor, but it was a team effort starting with ANDY MURRAY. the vs guy points out that the blues are playing scared and under siege, sydor, who has played a billion pucks gets the puck in the crease, and no looks a soft “claering attempt” up center ice which turns into a pass to a pen player and a goal. second assist sydor!!!.

then the vs guys went around the circle and everyone jammed at sydor for being an idiot and never do you shovel a soft blind clear through the center of the ice. even as a rookie. yadda yadda. yadda. siege mentality had already overwealmed the blues when the game was still in reach. backes tells the p-d he was screaming at his mates to stop the insanity while it was still 0-0. the vets knew and did nothing. that is NOT good.

eh.

the blues were not ready. were they fearful as the vs guys said they were? were they too respectful? too unprepared? lazy? i don’t know whatever they were all 23 or so of them were (depending on if the skate sharpener was too blame as well) and if this was once every 10 games, it would be bad, but once every single game? 2 weeks into the season?

come on.

we have been talking about doghouses. well perron needs his butt in one. -4, 7 games no points. pressbox him.

sydor blindly shovels a puck to the pens? sit him 4 shifts.

cam isnt even the best st. louisian playing in the nhl right now and when they send him to peoria he wont be the best st louisian playing in the ahl. dust off armstrong, if the d is going to suck the pipe, put in petro his suckiness will teach him something, sydor is 5 years past the learning curve

SHOW UP OR DONT SUIT UP

and that includes murray.

you know what? andy wants to do a brooksian moment here?

he should (seriously) bench his fucking self. he is fail so far, don’t put on the suit, let shaw head coach a game. no one on this team should be allowed to be unproductive. and what better sign is there than holding himself as accountable as he will (or should) start holding his team?

was funnier than the original.

I’ve been plenty drunk many times before, but not nearly THAT fuckin’ plowed!

that link about where in the world the Blue Note is, yes, I saw it on the Blues website as well.

Ofcourse this means having a picture taken of the Note with a city sign of Amsterdam, with a windmill, with our famous tulips etcetera, etcetera!

Long live the King! (and the other King)

Twice

Plus, what great advertising for Budweiser.

The more I look at this, it’s like the guy has some sort of inner-ear problem. He’s not just drunk, his balance is completely fucked. As has been noted before, who falls backwards like that? But the fact that he can’t recover to lean forward at all suggests something additional beyond the obvious impending alcohol poisoning.