From The Onion: "Nation's Morons March On Washington State."
Ah, Wings fans. Known everywhere for being morons.
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Cash
Money.
The Onion wins the Internets again!
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
old
but one of my favorite onion’s is about the cardinals
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54778
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Oct 21, 2009 12:24 PM CDT reply actions
Oh that was so fucking hilarious!
Same thing will be said when the Blues win the Stanley Cup. “Blues Apologize To Bettman For Extricating Sand, Stanley Cup From Crosby’s Vagina”
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
by Donut King on Oct 21, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hahahahahahahahaha.
It’s always nice when you can’t tell reality and satire apart.
Or else it’s a sign of something not so hot.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
But you have to admit
Down With Problems, who can’t get behind that? Seriously, the government should do something about problems.
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1992 SNL skit
Woman: “Governor Clinton, I look around me, and I just see lots of people who have stuff. My question is … why can’t I have more stuff?”
Clinton (Phil Hartman RIP): “You know, I’m glad you asked that question. Because that’s what this election is about: stuff. All across this nation, I keep meeting people who want more of it.”
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Pure Genius
This is pure genius. I laughed my ass off. This is one Onion article that was actually ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!
This really happened, right? ;)
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