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You Write The Comedy - So That's What The Best Team In The League Looks Like Edition


So I promised the other guy who runs this place that I would do the postgame story talking about all the good things and bad things from the game.

And then the game happened.

And it was almost all bad things.

And suddenly the postgame story didn't really seem that important. I mean, you catch five minutes of the action or see the score and you pretty much know what went down. The Penguins are the defending champs. They're the best team in the league right now. It was in the Igloo. Blues did too much watching of the Penguins and too little hitting. Chris Mason even made a number of great saves to keep the Blues in the game longer than they should have.

What we have left is the need to blow off a little steam and frustration. Helloooooooo you write the comedy! Andy Murray. He's intense. He's driven. He's pissed off. Tell us, fair commenters, what the hell is Murray saying in the photo?

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i don't care if your mommas have the dish

and can’t watch tonight, skate dammit!!!

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Oct 21, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Indian Burn Cam gave me hurts so much, I’m gonna pair him with Kariya and McDonald!

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Oct 21, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

"You know something? Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin...

“We’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico and California and Texas and New York and we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan and then we’re going to Washington DC to take back the White House….

“YEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!”

by gallagher on Oct 21, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I hear that speech in my sleep at least once a month.

And I don’t even consider myself a Republican or Democrat.

Does this mean I have mental problems?

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Oct 21, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

"GODDAMNED SPIDERMANS!!!!!!!!!

“KILL ALL FUCKING 20 OF THOSE SPIDERMAN ASSHOLES!!!!!”

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Oct 21, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamit!

I said Vaseline, not gasoline!

by briandunne on Oct 21, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

"You ain't a firing squad, you piece(s) of shit!"

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Oct 21, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

“What the hell is Janssen doing out on the ice? He’s used up his five minutes of ice time. Get off the ice Cam! Nine minutes is too much!”

by averagejoe on Oct 21, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

LOCKJAW!!!!!

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 21, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

CAM FUCKING JANNSEN

DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME CAM FUCKING JANSSON IS THE BEST SKATER ON THE ICE NOT WEARING YELLOW? DID WE FLY OVER THE RIVER AND ENTER SOME FUCKING BIZZARO UNIVERSE WHERE UP IS DOWN AND I DONT WANT SPIDERMAN DEAD? WE ARE SKATING TILL THIS SHIT GETS FIXED GENTLEMEN BECAUSE THERE ARE 2 THINGS IN THIS WORLD I CANT FUCKING STAND AND THATS YOUR PISS POOR PLAYING AND SPIDERMAN.

Caps were necessary

by Icion on Oct 21, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright I have to ask, where did this spiderman joke come from? Please explain.

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 21, 2009 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

TWENTY-THIRD VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST!

I’M HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM, HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM I AM…

by BleedBlue42 on Oct 21, 2009 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Docters call it Perronian lock-jaw

Why close it when your just gonna have to open it 2 minutes later

by Go_Blues on Oct 21, 2009 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

"I can ruin you all!"

“Now pretend they’re skating around out there with their hats on backwards!”

A bit of a cross check, a bit of an elbow, there...

by ohbaby on Oct 21, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you’re standing on my toe

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Slow down!

This is a neighborhood!

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey! Strap your helmet!

"I quit because I didn't feel like the Detroit Lions had a chance to win. It just killed my enjoyment of the game."
-Barry Sanders
(Soon to be the Detroit RedWings - Henrik Zetterberg '11)

by DasBlues74 on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Send 'em again ! ! !

BLOW THE WHISTLE ! ! ! !

Send them motherfuckers again ! ! ! !

by DanGNR on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

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