Game One of the season is in the books. As is Game One against the Wings. You know what's hilarious? Watching someone you know but don't like drink a huge swig of your piss. Seriously, try it some time. Fill up a beer bottle and make sure it finds a way into his drunken hand. It's the best.
Speaking of which, hey Detroit fans, can you tell what we had to drink today? No? Try another sip of that warm beer the Blues just handed you and try again.
Watching today's win over Detroit you...
Felt like you were watching the first sledgehammer hit the Berlin Wall. (45 votes)
Almost wet yourself laughing at the whiny Maltby Face. (21 votes)
Held your breath for 20 minutes, then hugged the first person you saw, then got properly drunk. (34 votes)
Thought, "How could my Red Wings lose to the Blues? Why don't they put Yzerman out there more, he'll win it for us?" (3 votes)
103 total votes