Top 11 Reasons I'm Glad I Don't Write For A2M
by gallagher on Oct 3, 2009 10:00 AM CDT
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Print11. Don't have to write one of those patented A2M, "We're not bitter, THEY'RE bitter" posts.
10. Don't have to suck Maltby's dick for the thousandth time.
9. Not regretting that I've been so condescending/cocky for the last, um, well for ever.
8. Don't have to pretend like I'm really rebellious by using the word "bitch."
7. No need to pretend like this year's version of our team is better than last year's version of our team.
6. Don't have a complex about St. Louis Game Time.
5. Not watching the town I love literally collapse in on itself.
4. No dreams with Johan Frankenstein Franzen in them.
3. Haven't been raped by Kris Draper.
2. Have enough friends to cover the website when I'm gone for three weeks.
1. Didn't jack off using my own tears as lube last night.
From the 12 Fluid Ounces of Gallagher's Brain.
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ON facebook they had a lil thing where you put down five people you don’t want to see standing at the end of your bed. I put down Lady Gaga, Rob Zombie, Miley Cirus, Huet, and Draper.
Like if you see Draper at the end of your bed… You know you’re gonna get sexually assulted via penis in butthole.
And Huet will do some fucking sick mutilation shit because he is a serial killer.
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
12.
Avoid the twice daily editorial meeting / circle jerk.
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Oct 5, 2009 1:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
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