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Tkachuck and Andy Mac cheer up Boyes

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			    Boyes
                   I can't score... I am making a fool of
                   myself...
                             Happy Meal
                   Baby, don't talk that way, baby...

                             Walt
                   You are so money, and you don't even know
                   it...

                             Happy Meal
                   That's what I keep trying to tell him.
                        (to Boyes)
                   You're so money, you don't even know...

                             Boyes
                   Please, don't mess with me right now...

                             Happy Meal
                   We're not messing with you...

                             Walt
                   ... we're not...

                             Happy Meal
                   You're like this big beer with claws and
                   fangs...

                             Walt
                   ... and big fuckin' teeth...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... and teeth... And the goalie's like this
                   little bunny cowering in the corner...

                             Walt
                   ...shivering...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... And you're just looking at your claws
                   like "How do I kill this bunny?"...

                             Walt
                   ...You're just poking at it...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... Yeah.  You're just gently batting it
                   around... and the rabbit's all scared...

                             Walt
                   ... and you got big claws and fangs...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... and fangs... and you're like "I don't
                   know what to do.  How do I kill this
                   bunny?"...

                             Walt
                   ... you're like a big bear.

        Beat.  Boyes smiles.
Boyes You're not just, like, fucking with me? Happy Meal No, baby! Walt ... honestly... Happy Meal ... you're money... Walt ... you're so fuckin mmmoney. Happy Meal Now go out there and get those goals. Walt You're money.
			    Happy Meal

                        (pulling him aside, dead
                        serious)
                   Now when you hit the ice, I don't want
                   you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that
                   everyone's pulling for.  I want you to be
                   the guy in the rated R movie who you're
                   not sure if you like.

        Boyes nods and, energized by the bombardment, hops the boards and right into the fray...

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