Tkachuck and Andy Mac cheer up Boyes

by dvdvrhs on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM CDT

			    Boyes
                   I can't score... I am making a fool of
                   myself...

                             Happy Meal
                   Baby, don't talk that way, baby...

                             Walt
                   You are so money, and you don't even know
                   it...

                             Happy Meal
                   That's what I keep trying to tell him.
                        (to Boyes)
                   You're so money, you don't even know...

                             Boyes
                   Please, don't mess with me right now...

                             Happy Meal
                   We're not messing with you...

                             Walt
                   ... we're not...

                             Happy Meal
                   You're like this big beer with claws and
                   fangs...

                             Walt
                   ... and big fuckin' teeth...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... and teeth... And the goalie's like this
                   little bunny cowering in the corner...

                             Walt
                   ...shivering...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... And you're just looking at your claws
                   like "How do I kill this bunny?"...

                             Walt
                   ...You're just poking at it...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... Yeah.  You're just gently batting it
                   around... and the rabbit's all scared...

                             Walt
                   ... and you got big claws and fangs...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... and fangs... and you're like "I don't
                   know what to do.  How do I kill this
                   bunny?"...

                             Walt
                   ... you're like a big bear.

        Beat.  Boyes smiles.

                             Boyes
                   You're not just, like, fucking with me?

                             Happy Meal
                   No, baby!

                             Walt
                   ... honestly...

                             Happy Meal
                   ... you're money...

                             Walt
                   ... you're so fuckin mmmoney.

                             Happy Meal
                   Now go out there and get those goals.

                             Walt
                   You're money.

			    Happy Meal

                        (pulling him aside, dead
                        serious)
                   Now when you hit the ice, I don't want
                   you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that
                   everyone's pulling for.  I want you to be
                   the guy in the rated R movie who you're
                   not sure if you like.

        Boyes nods and, energized by the bombardment, hops the boards and right into the fray...

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Excellent..

party on

Mary had a chicken, Tommy had a duck, lets put them on a table to see if they would ... fall off.

by DanGNR on Oct 30, 2009 10:09 AM CDT reply actions

Nice.

Next episode: Walt teaches Boyes how to make little Wayne’s head bleed.

Walt: “It’s not even so much me as it is Kariya, he’s good.”

"You suck but you know you suck. That's what I like about you." -Brett Hull

by hullnoates on Oct 30, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions

I liked it

And as a person who writes these, making the text look like a screenplay…priceless. It’s the details that make a bit special.

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by Brad Lee on Oct 30, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions

Swingers.

Fuck. And. Yes.

Goddamnit do I have to pick that movie up and re-watch it again.

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Oct 30, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions

Just put Swingers on the Netflix queue.

Helluva job

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on Oct 30, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions

I wonder if Boyes’ voicemail is talking to him yet?

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by Chris Gift on Oct 31, 2009 8:37 AM CDT reply actions

Murray: Brad, I’m worried you can’t score anymore.
Boyes: I’ll snap out of it, Coach. Pretty soon I’ll be able to score anytime.
Murray: I’d like two powerplay goals and the Age of Enlightenment

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by Chris Gift on Oct 31, 2009 8:52 AM CDT reply actions

this is epic

"Smaoineamh ar roinnt daoine an todhchaí agus trína chéile. Fheiceáil siad roicéid agus tús a chur fothain buama. Fheiceáil siad TJ Oshie, tús a chur le fothain fallout."

by Oshie#74 on Oct 31, 2009 10:00 AM CDT reply actions