Tkachuck and Andy Mac cheer up Boyes
by dvdvrhs on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM CDT
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Boyes
I can't score... I am making a fool of
myself...
Happy Meal
Baby, don't talk that way, baby...
Walt
You are so money, and you don't even know
it...
Happy Meal
That's what I keep trying to tell him.
(to Boyes)
You're so money, you don't even know...
Boyes
Please, don't mess with me right now...
Happy Meal
We're not messing with you...
Walt
... we're not...
Happy Meal
You're like this big beer with claws and
fangs...
Walt
... and big fuckin' teeth...
Happy Meal
... and teeth... And the goalie's like this
little bunny cowering in the corner...
Walt
...shivering...
Happy Meal
... And you're just looking at your claws
like "How do I kill this bunny?"...
Walt
...You're just poking at it...
Happy Meal
... Yeah. You're just gently batting it
around... and the rabbit's all scared...
Walt
... and you got big claws and fangs...
Happy Meal
... and fangs... and you're like "I don't
know what to do. How do I kill this
bunny?"...
Walt
... you're like a big bear.
Beat. Boyes smiles.
Boyes
You're not just, like, fucking with me?
Happy Meal
No, baby!
Walt
... honestly...
Happy Meal
... you're money...
Walt
... you're so fuckin mmmoney.
Happy Meal
Now go out there and get those goals.
Walt
You're money.
Happy Meal
(pulling him aside, dead
serious)
Now when you hit the ice, I don't want
you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that
everyone's pulling for. I want you to be
the guy in the rated R movie who you're
not sure if you like.
Boyes nods and, energized by the bombardment, hops the boards and right into the fray...
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Excellent..
party on
Mary had a chicken, Tommy had a duck, lets put them on a table to see if they would ... fall off.
by DanGNR on Oct 30, 2009 10:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Next episode: Walt teaches Boyes how to make little Wayne’s head bleed.
Walt: “It’s not even so much me as it is Kariya, he’s good.”
"You suck but you know you suck. That's what I like about you." -Brett Hull
by hullnoates on Oct 30, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked it
And as a person who writes these, making the text look like a screenplay…priceless. It’s the details that make a bit special.
www.stlouisgametime.com
by Brad Lee on Oct 30, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swingers.
Fuck. And. Yes.
Goddamnit do I have to pick that movie up and re-watch it again.
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
by Donut King on Oct 30, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just put Swingers on the Netflix queue.
Helluva job
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.
by Poor College Student on Oct 30, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Boyes’ voicemail is talking to him yet?
St. Louis Game Time- The Game Day Guide to St. Louis Blues Hockey- www.stlouisgametime.com
by Chris Gift on Oct 31, 2009 8:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murray: Brad, I’m worried you can’t score anymore.
Boyes: I’ll snap out of it, Coach. Pretty soon I’ll be able to score anytime.
Murray: I’d like two powerplay goals and the Age of Enlightenment
St. Louis Game Time- The Game Day Guide to St. Louis Blues Hockey- www.stlouisgametime.com
by Chris Gift on Oct 31, 2009 8:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is epic
"Smaoineamh ar roinnt daoine an todhchaí agus trína chéile. Fheiceáil siad roicéid agus tús a chur fothain buama. Fheiceáil siad TJ Oshie, tús a chur le fothain fallout."
by Oshie#74 on Oct 31, 2009 10:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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