Ways the Brewer Bashers have secretly worked to undermine the entire Blues organization

11: We occasionally boo Brewer

10: We scored on Jon Casey from near the Blue Line

09: We introduced radioactive towels to section 314 in the early 1990's. apparently one or more bit someone.

08: We look at the other team's number one d-man and drool

07: Told Checketts the one thing stopping the Blues from reaching the cup finals was not having a mascot

06: Built an altar to Chris Pronger in the Kiel Center where effigies of Woy, Brewer, and Lynch are burnt during the new moon. If you cheer real loud during a new moon you can smell the smoke.

05: We invented the neutral zone trap

04:Created the plus/minus stat and skewed it to always show Brewer in a bad statistical light.

03: Tampering with Scott Stevens?!? Never! Tampering with golf carts? you Bet!

02: 9:50 beers!!!

01: and the number one way we bring down the Blues organization--- WE BUY TICKETS AND SHOW UP TO THE GAMES!!!!!