Blues Postgame

I come back to my place after throwing up in this stranger’s toilet for this shit?!?!?

COME ON!!! I need something to redeem my life.

Ok its also my bday so excuse my drunken state

no more ppl doing yhe timewarp wtf ppl do the dam dance

clarance is awesome let me have an extra stucker to put on my sign saying i love boyes

i had 10-15 ppl ask to take my picture as a priest w the i love boyes

slow start

more slow starting turn ot on dammot

hey im on jumbotron for a few seconds damb play came back on to tge game

time for bed writ up moer in fabpost later beg timw

are officially invited to eat a bag of dicks.

When Mike Kitchen was fired back in ’06, it was clear at that point that his team was not playing for him anymore. He had lost them. They were not playing hard, they were not playing cohesively . . . they were not playing hockey. It was dreadful, but it was relatively clear who was at fault . . . the coaching.

Fast-forward to ‘09, and you have a team that is full of talented hockey players under a clear system with a consistent message. The players ARE playing hard for the Green Goblin. They’re attempting to play cohesively. The players are simply playing like shit. And something has to be said for that. That’s not on Andy. That’s on the players themselves.

So if you want to go all STLToday.com forums on us and profess your love for an Andy Murray firing, go the fuck ahead. But remember that you’re invited to eat the Official Donut King Bag-O’-Dicks Deluxe™ when you do.

Also remember that this could change soon. But at this point, I’m not seeing a coach that’s lost the room, and that’s at least worth something. I would think JD agrees with that.

Alright, I’m off my soapbox now. Carry on.

Damnit we’re better than this and we have been playing better than this. We haven’t been great but we’ve been better than this. While we might not have been perfect the fact that we haven’t scored a single PP goal at home is fricking insane. How many times have we tried to clear the zone to have it bounce off a skate? I’m not saying we’re great cause we have been a bit lazy but I think someone did something in Sweden to anger the Hockey Gods after the game was over.

Lets just hope this is the only time we see below .500 all year

A few thoughts to help out… not that I know anything..

Force ALL players to watch the last two periods of BOTH Sweden games OVER AND OVER again until Thursday.

Start playing dodgeball.

Have a scavenger hunt here in St. Louis.

Two words… Naked Shootout.

You can’t decide everything is fucked up till 20 games in. Thats 1/4 of the schedule and should be applied for every sport. My personal opinion is we don’t have enough people getting to the front of the net messing with the goalie and we need to try a different strategy to get control of the front of their net. Either way we have plenty of talent and people willing to work hard, we just need to figure out what our strategy is and how we are going to do what we do.

I have no problem with Murray, or any of the players on the team we just haven’t figured out what it takes to win right now. In case you forgot close to half our team hasn’t played 100 games in the NHL, it takes a while to figure out how to win after the adrenaline rush of making it big wears off.

Ok yes I was very eloquent in my drunken ramblings at like 3 in the morning…or 4 for those who do not subscribe to the “daylight savings time.”

It was my birthday and with the way the blues lost….decided to heavily drink

1. How does nobody know how to do the timewarp when they go to a halloween game? Not that important though.

2. Clarence is awesome. He let me have another sticker to put on my sign, which I proudly displayed around the concourses. Ill probably do that costume for a 3rd year in a row.

3. Costume was awesome…Priest costume with the saying…I LOVE BOYES #22. I had at least 10-12 people randomly come up to me and take my picture. I had countless others laugh/ say THATS AWESOME! or something along those lines….I had 3…older people say thats horrible/disgusting/terrible.

4. I dont think the Blues know that you score more goals IN FRONT OF THE NET. Too much playing behind the net.

5. Dump and chase is turning into as my g/fs brother says…the dump and flush. play #2.

6. I made it on the jumbotron for like 5 seconds then they went back to the game…Couldnt display my sign.

7. Took my sign during the powerplay dance and stood up pumping the sign in the air.

8. Florida panthers were a bunch of pussies…not wanting to fight.

9. Awesome costume at the game…the guy at the blues shoot twice end…BLIND REF! had the cane and glasses…..on a noncall where the guy knocked over Roboto by the goal he jumped up tapped the cane a few times got a bunch of laughs then sat down.

10. Came back to the house…did a quick tour of everybody with the priest costume then changed into my Dr. Horrible costume! worked out very well.

11. Decided it would be a good idea to post a wonderful eloquent post on here….good idea! EVEN BETTER IDEA….do it on an IPOD TOUCH with the small keyboard.

So did any GTers see me at the game? Or was it just mostly random drunk college age people that laughed their asses off at my costume?

I will do a fanpost of some of my pictures. If anybody took a picture of me….randomly…I would like it if you can.

Now we have the Halloween Haunting.

I was hoping to wake up from that nightmare with it just being a bad dream but the fish wrap snapped me back to reality this morning.

Unfucking acceptable is all I can say. Gutless, heartless, grab-asstic hockey is what that was.

I guess I could go with the “Let’s just forget it and move on” but that whitewash is getting real tired.

And we fall even farther behind the Blackhawks.

Howz about puddin?