Top 11 Things Said By Wings Fans While Flying Home From Sweden

by Brad Lee on Oct 4, 2009 10:00 AM CDT

11. Man, the Red Wings haven't been in last place my entire life. No wait, that's not true. Not since I became a fan after they won that Stanley Cup in the late 1990s.

10. If the Wings are going to be this bad all season, standing in the unemployment line is going to be REALLY depressing.

9. Oh I'm not worried. As soon as Stevie Y is back in the lineup, everything will be fine.

8. Remember when I cheered Osgood when we won the Cup? I didn't mean it. I hate that guy.

7. I can't wait to see what those bitter Blues fans write to illustrate their ignorance at that one jackass site. I hate those guys. They're not funny. The're not original. They use four letter words. They don't take blogging seriously, but they have all those hits and comments. Mostly from degenerates....I wish the Wings could beat them.

6. If Chrysler can get a bailout, why not the WIngs?

5. I want to follow a team that has a better chance of winning. Your boss still have those Lions tickets?

4. Man, when are they going to fire Babcock?

3. That jet lag was a motherfucker. I dreamed the Wings lost both games. Man, that would really, really suck.

2. For the first time since I got it 10 years ago, I'm ashamed to be wearing this Kirk Maltby jersey.

1. I'm glad there aren't that many games against the Blues left on the schedule.

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This must be what we get for swapping our Russians for Swedes.

by Bleedbluecp2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

Good thing games played in Sweden don’t count. What? They do?!? Fuck. We’re screwed.

Mmmmmmm ... Don't you just love the smell of fresh Blues hockey.

by Pagan on Oct 4, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

PAGAN!

Where you been?

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Oct 4, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions

Trying to remain employed. Hard times demand hard work.

Mmmmmmm ... Don't you just love the smell of fresh Blues hockey.

by Pagan on Oct 4, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions

“Man, the Wings haven’t been this bad since they founded the league in 1997.”

by BleedBlue42 on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

This sums it up nicely.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Oct 4, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions

Look over at "Wingin it"

apparantly when Detroit loses there is no news, they have stopped the presses much like the conveyor belts and production lines because it is not cost-effective to post for losing teams

instead they have the Detroit Tigers on their front page, blasphemy i know, this goes against all things that are hockey and is a subtle reminder why we fucking hate Detroit

I hope the Tigers lose and the Twins win and children wearing wings jerseys are in the streets crying because they cannot only find their parents but a seemingly smaller unthreatening opponent (young blues fan) just stole their candy and broke their nose on their way to the top of the standings and into more credibility on bullshit AP polls and announcers minds

what is important today is these two truths

The Blues are undefeated
The Wings have not won a singe game all season
I love today and Fuck Detroit I am a happy man.

"I quit because I didn't feel like the Detroit Lions had a chance to win. It just killed my enjoyment of the game."
-Barry Sanders
(Soon to be the Detroit RedWings - Henrik Zetterberg '11)

by DasBlues74 on Oct 4, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions

That just got the best picture in my head.

“My candy, bitch!” Those three words summarize the Sweden trip perfectly.

Oddly enough, The Chief was pretty quiet too. Seems a little early to go leap off a bridge. Didn’t even leave a “goodbye cruel world” screed or anything.

Moment of… Nah.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Oct 4, 2009 4:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions