Top 11 Ways Blues Fans Passing Time Until Thursday Night
by Brad Lee on Oct 7, 2009 2:38 PM CDT
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11. Sticking head in freezer to better acclimate to temperature change.
10. Practicing the bicurious power play dance.
9. Watching the youtube clip of clinching the playoffs last season. Every 10 minutes.
8. Yelling "Osssssssgoooooood!" for no good reason. And then apologizing to whoever is in the room.
7. Trying on the third jersey followed by the Oshie followed by the Tkachuk followed by the Hull while ignoring the Gretzky.
6. Watch Saturday's recorded game from Sweden, pause when they show Mike Babcock's stunned face on the screen near the final horn and laugh. Again.
5. Look at tickets, quadruple check date time, row and seat number. Go to Google to make sure Atlanta still has a team.
4. Watch recorded game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals, pause when they show the crying Red Wings players on the bench and laugh. Again.
3. Watch Cardinal playoff game. Scream at TV for Pujols to freaking check somebody!
2. Finalize paperwork on second mortgage for season's beer money.
1. Refresh Game Time every 10 minutes.
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Bitching at DirecTV for being asshats.
Fuck and Detroit go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Only Peanut Butter and Jelly are good and Detroit is the very proof that God, Allah, and Buddha all have a sense of humor, after all. Good joke, guys.
by ISuckatLife on Oct 7, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought I was the only one doing number 9.
And the power play dance is the epitamy of douche baggery, which is why I love it.
trying to figure out
how the red wings combine so many euros and junk on the same team.
oh this might give a clue
then again, his bad habit is pretty damn bad
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Oct 7, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
This is... BY FAR...
my new favorite dance. So long, water-sprinkler!
by mynameistyler on Oct 7, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought that "dance" was relatively new
but from the quality of this footage you can tell it’s been around since the late 60’s:
Are you sure thats a hockey game?
It reminds me of footage of the Loch Ness Monster I’ve seen.
by Rich of GASL on Oct 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
siigh
it is the banana dance from peanut butter jelly time without music
apparently :
its peanut butter jelly time
and:
its st louis blues power play time.
sound alike to people who have had their first ever beer
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Oct 8, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeez
This wait is killing me. It seems worse than the wait for the Sweden games. They give us a taste and then nothing for almost a week. ARRRGGGHHHHHHH
LOL
for me it’s “start preparing yourself for an average of 3 hours sleep a night when the blues play and going through the following day like an extra from Shaun of the Dead…”
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"If you prick me, do I not...leak?"
"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause."
"I am programmed in multiple techniques, a broad...variety of pleasuring..."
RIP Lt Commander Data
Watching that kid do the Herb Brooks impression...
Helps get me through the day.
That, and reading every Blues related article on the internet.
Fucking Detroit.
Then going to the doctor for an STD check.
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
If you fucked Detroit...
Then you’re going to the doctor for medication, because you know what the test is going to say.
by The Goalie Guy on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
#3 is fact for me tonight.
And frankly, if Albert was as good at hockey as he is at baseball, Gretzky would be a distant has been.
And Atlanta damned well better still have a team… I plunked down cash on those tickets dammit. I do NOT want to watch the Hawks.
That being said, Blues are gonna win tomorrow night. Hands down. Pavelec’s like Howard, except he’s not fully developed, wheras Howard’s 25 and might just suck for a lifetime. That being said, we took advantage of the kid last year, and we will again.
Any word on any sort of joint GDT with Birdwatchers Anyon? Falconer shot me a line asking for advice on how to do them… I told him to watch one of ours. I kind of figure that trial by fire’s the best way to go.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Damn straight, our new cyber sibling.
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Oct 7, 2009 5:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I started...
a Blues blog a couple years ago because I wanted really badly to have the SB nation Blues blog. After two or three entries, I realized I had neither the creativity nor literary prowess to entertain the droves of SBNation readers. So I’m stoked someone started up a Blues blog on SBNation.
by mynameistyler on Oct 7, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ive found that another video helps.....
The fight between Cujo and Tim Chevaldae back in the early 90’s is getting me all hyped up…..How about a GOALIE fight tomorrow????
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
Can Mason knock some actual NHL Level ability...
… into Pavelec? Hard and repeatedly?
That being said, I haven’t seen a good old fashioned goalie smackdown in forever and a day.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
me and my friends
last night watching the caps-flyers game, were talking about how we havent seen a good goalie fight, and a goalie score in forever…def miss the days when Roy was roughing up the wings goalies…..mason needs sucker punch pavalec tomorrow to start something
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
have you seen the video of Osgood whining after the fight? it’s so damn pathetic it’s hilarious
“At least he could do is… pick on someone his own size… I mean geeze”
And I agree, definitely need more goalie fights
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
You know...
… you should probably keep watching Philly, then… Emery was in the last good goalie fight that I saw. Hell, he fights with teammates, 80 year old men, puppies, unicorns, and world peace.
Yeah, he should be right at home in Philly.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Only if...
The team’s medical plan stops paying for his meds.
by The Goalie Guy on Oct 7, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit.
If they pay for all of HIS meds, damn. I need that coverage. How much Paxil is that?
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Ray Emery once beat down a Zamboni...
… then resurfaced the ice by glaring at it.
It's a medical plan for...
People who get hit by a solid frozen rubber object moving at speeds of up to 100 mph and who are prone to body collisions at up to 35 mph. Not to mention the collisions with stationary objects.
How much painkillers is THAT?
by The Goalie Guy on Oct 7, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
About as many as I need to make it through teaching my third period.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
When I start getting too antsy waiting for the home opener
I just think back to opening night a couple years ago when towel boy was part of the opening ceremony. Then I go rinse the taste of vomit out of my mouth.
Let's see
I’ve done #6 a few times, since I have both on tape I’ve watched both celebrations at the end.
- except that today to work I wore my Lowry jersey. Tomorrow may have to be my husbands Bassen.
Getting ready to do #3 as we speak. - is a given; and like Dan it’s more like 5 minutes
Jerseys: check.
Tickets: check.
Earplugs for cannon: check
Money for Gallagher’s apology beer (just one though!): check
I'll be soaking wet at Faurot Field
for the Mizzou-Nebraska game, but I’ll be checking my phone repeatedly. They couldn’t have just played it tonight?
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
really?
mizzou football? the sport were moron coaches and fucking journos pick the best team? fuck that.
Yep. That one.
And I’ll love every rain soaked minute of it. Unless we lose. Then I’ll be disappointed.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Company happy hour tomorrow.
Blues on one screen, baseball on another, some sort of collegiate contest on another… should be a good time all around.
Bicurious Power Play Dance
Will the Game Time Staff be performing this Bicurious Power Play Dance? Now THAT I’d like to see. GO BLUES!!
- a Tale from my Creased Mind
Friends don’t let friends Power Play Dance.
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Oct 8, 2009 6:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh it's about time
Now time for some hockey in the Good Ol’ USA. Got my Hull jersey (circa 1992-1993) on at work today (and before anyone says anything, I haven’t bought a new jersey for a while, those things cost MONEY, although I’m talking the wife into getting a new one for Christmas), and well some of my coworkers have NO idea what time this is…except for the Fuck Detroit fan who sits in front of me
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
I know the feeling
(see above Lowry and Bassen)
I told my husband I want a 3rd jersey for Chrismas and nothing else.
You guys are killin' me today...
I just read all these post and I’m freakin’ laughing so hard, my boss just came to see what I was doing. The power play dance seems to have taken on a life of it’s own. Heard about folks doing it in Sweden, never thought it would catch like is has. Seems hard to remember that it started as a drunken tribute to one lone man, he knows who he is.
The folks up in here in the top row of 3-1-6 are just amazed, for sure. It it douchey…it can be bicurious…but regardless, you guys are doin’ it, talking about and blogging about it. Love it or hate it, I think its the gayest thing that I have ever done, but the more I drink, the more I enjoy doing it.
Two hours...
and the weather still fucking sucks.
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Oct 8, 2009 4:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
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