You Write The Comedy: Home Opener Edition

by gallagher on Oct 8, 2009 9:45 AM CDT Comment 48 comments

They were right, this yoga shit is way harder than it looks.

If you're half as jittery and anxious as we are right now then this might be the least-productive day of your (semi) adult life. In fact, the only good thing coming out of all these work-hours to kill before the puck drops is that the hand-eye coordination you're building up as you quickly minimize your hockey website surfing browser every time you hear someone walking by your cubicle.

"Damn, that guy has been working on that spreadsheet all day. He's so dedicated."

But never fear, Blues fans, because the clock has no choice but to keep on ticking and the game has no choice but to start at 7 Central, so it'll be here soon enough. We'll be sure to have a pre-game/pre-party post for you at some point, followed of course by our GDT starting about 6 p.m. and a post-game wrap-up tonight. Beyond that, who knows what the day holds for us?

But for now, we might as well welcome in the visiting Thrashers with a You Write The Comedy, eh? We have no idea what is going on here, but we know that there must be something interesting running through these guys' heads. What, dear readers, do you think it might be?

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Why the hell is he breakdancing?

by Maverides on Oct 8, 2009 9:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Bryan Little: “Oh, shit… where’d my stick go?”

Whoever the hell the Cane is: “Hay HAY hay…” * shifts weight *

Or: Another tragic accident as a Carolina Hurricane mistakes their mascot for an advertisement for an All You Can Eat BBQ Joint. “Dude, PIG! Get outta my way, Little!”

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Oct 8, 2009 9:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Southpark

“Hey Terrance?”

“Yes Phillip?”

FART

by bss212s on Oct 8, 2009 9:54 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

That first paragraph describes my life to a T.

by ThrashersRecaps on Oct 8, 2009 10:08 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Umm, Rec'd simply for the 1st paragraph....

by DanGNR on Oct 8, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Kama Sutra never said anything about PAIN!

by The Goalie Guy on Oct 8, 2009 10:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Get your skate outa my butt.
Get your butt outa my skate.

by DanGNR on Oct 8, 2009 10:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You know…I’ve heard of shitting on a team, but that takes things to a WHOLE new level

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Oct 8, 2009 10:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No no no...

THIS is how you do the Polak Polka!

Take it easy while it is easy.

by blitzkrieger83 on Oct 8, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Right Arm, Red
Left Arm, Blue
Left Leg, up somebody’s ass

St. Louis Game Time- The Game Day Guide to St. Louis Blues Hockey- www.stlouisgametime.com

by Chris Gift on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Getting a new asshole torn

“AHHH BY THE GODS!!!!!’

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yikes.

Wallin: “I’m never eating food in this shitty town again.”

by mynameistyler on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hmm

left skate red!

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Oct 8, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yu have to click the picture to see it full-sized...

but it’s worth it to see the wide-eyed look on Wallin’s face. Plus, it looks like he’s wearing manscara. Emo bitch.

SWYD

by gallagher on Oct 8, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wallin: What the hell are you DOING?!

Little: I’m kicking MY ASS!!!!! DO YA MIND?!?!

/Liar Liar’d

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Oct 8, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sit the fuck down....

So i can teabag your ass.

Sporting the green blues hat in sec 110.

by JihadJoe on Oct 8, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Distraught over being passed over for their respective Olympic Hockey squads, Wallin & Little make their pitch for inclusion in the Ice Dancing event.

Being a Thrashers fan - it's kind of like being punk rock in a hick town.
"www.BirdwatchersAnonymous.com":http://www.birdwatchersanonymous.com

by aaron b on Oct 8, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Are you lost or sumpthin'?

Rabble rouser… I see how this is.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Oct 8, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Little: Man, I sure hope the ice in Winnipeg in better. .

by averagejoe on Oct 8, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Owwwch.

I wouldn’t expect it to be. It’s not like it’s been skated on by a real hockey team in a while.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Oct 8, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is this seat taken?

by Chia on Oct 8, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thrasher Oragami

“It’s a goose!”

by Bleedbluecp2 on Oct 8, 2009 4:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs

Hey Niclas

Do these pants make my butt look big?

by ohbaby on Oct 8, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I won't be commenting online tonight

Because I’ll be sitting here:

I scored 4 free tickets to the game tonight from my office, so my girlfriend and two friends of mine will be enjoying the game free of charge along with free food and drink.

Not to rub it in or anything. ;)

"It was one thing to know your heart, another thing to admit it. And something altogether different to allow yourself to follow it." ~R.A. Salvatore

by Gene_STL on Oct 8, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Refreshing Refreshing Refreshing

Nothing to do but watch the Cards game soon (sigh)

by luvhockey on Oct 8, 2009 4:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

YOKOZUNA!!

(wonder how many people will ‘get’ this)

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Oct 8, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

master fugi approves

by averagejoe on Oct 8, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuji*

by averagejoe on Oct 8, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not exactly the reference I was going for. you had to watch Kimmel for this one

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Oct 8, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alright

I missed all the pregame party threads because of work.
Here I sit refreshing for hours.

“We’ll be sure to have a pre-game/pre-party post for you at some point, followed of course by our GDT starting about 6 p.m. " LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

by luvhockey on Oct 8, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I dont think there was any pregame threads today

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 8, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry!

I spent the late morning/afternoon fighting with the copier trying to get tonight’s issue printed. I had big plans, but the day got away from me.

Brad would have helped, but he was busy too. He had a kid today.

I still think he should have done something for the front. I mean, I had copier issues.

SWYD

by gallagher on Oct 9, 2009 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah that guy

what a slacker. i emailed him suggesting he lets us, the game time collective, name the kid. at the very least we should give it a nickname.

by averagejoe on Oct 9, 2009 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like where your head’s at.

SWYD

by gallagher on Oct 9, 2009 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Un-related note

I fashioned a flask out of my soap bottle (yes I rinsed it out really good)

alcohol free dorm my ass MUAHAHA!!!!!

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 8, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

red wings vs. hawks

osgood and huet?

let the shit show commence!

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 8, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

player on the wings

his name is May and his number is 20

It would be perfect if his number was 19 cause thats my birthday

….and if he wasnt a wings player

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 8, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Come on guys no thread is killing me

This is my first live game.
I had to tape and watch later the Sweden games.

by luvhockey on Oct 8, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

same here. I made the decision to not watch Detoilet games. seems to be a curse where they almost always win when I watch.
at least it worked!

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Oct 8, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't want to step on anyone's toes...

… but if one doesn’t pop up here in a few minutes, I’ll post one.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Oct 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

done

by averagejoe on Oct 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im freaking out

oh by the way the power is out at the mizzou football stadium…WIN

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Oct 8, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs