The Wings are screwed

by BoylenOver on Oct 9, 2009 3:47 PM CDT

Detroit Free Press: Franzen out four months

He'll be out a minimum of four months after tearing his ACL last night against Chicago. They've gone from dominating the Central, to barely leading it, and now they might struggle to make the playoffs.

Good thing they signed Brad May!

And they have 60-year-old Chris Chelios with their AHL affiliate. He's probably glad to be back in Chicago.

As always, fuck Detroit.

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Damn

Somebody beat me to posting the story. Oh well, good news for the Blues.
And after last night, doesn’t this remind us that being a St.Louis sports fan is still better than being a sports fan in Detroit?

by WebUKid on Oct 9, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions

Hahahaha.

Not laughing at him as a person, but as a Wing, of course, but that’s still awesome.

Next Lidstrom’s scooter battery’s gonna die mid play and they’ll have to try to figure out his Medicare forms to get him a new one, costing them at least 20 games due to injury.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Oct 9, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions

I’m laughing at him as a person

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 9, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions

This...

Makes me happy after Thursday night & having to work in the rain today, as always Fan Ta Detoilet!

"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!
-Lisa Simpson, Goalie

by Nancy's Boy on Oct 9, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Good to hear from you again.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Oct 10, 2009 7:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Sweet...

and I have to post this because this was my reaction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX3UqY8KZpU

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"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause."
"I am programmed in multiple techniques, a broad...variety of pleasuring..."
RIP Lt Commander Data

by drfrankentweed on Oct 10, 2009 10:50 AM CDT reply actions

You can never go wrong . . .

with the Nelson Laugh. Nicely played!

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Oct 10, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions

To bad so sad

NOT. So long Franzenstein

by luvhockey on Oct 10, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions

Here's my reaction . . .

keep in mind, folks, that I love the “Fail Horn” from The Price Is Right.

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Oct 10, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions

I love seeing Detroit get fucked un-proper

english people know what i mean
fuck detroit without lube in the ass with spikes on my ween
i laugh at the moose and his wifes mooseknuckles (ninja boots/cameltoe) you know whats up
think about a ninja boot . . . . only two sides for your groups of toes . . .franzens wifes clam . . i need to stop drinking

"I quit because I didn't feel like the Detroit Lions had a chance to win. It just killed my enjoyment of the game."
-Barry Sanders
(Soon to be the Detroit RedWings - Henrik Zetterberg '11)

by DasBlues74 on Oct 13, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions