You Write The Comedy: Fightin' and Scorin'

by gallagher on Nov 11, 2009 3:42 PM CST

Brad Boyes finally got his third goal of the season last night (by not missing the net for once) and he added three assists. What do you suppose his teammates were saying to him as he accepted their congratulations after the goal? Your guesses in the comments....

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Hmmm....

Rest of bench including AM: “Wait a minute, what just happened out there..did Boyes….No…no way”

Boyes: “Damnit…if I could only figure out a way to get it in the net…”

Cam Smash: Holy shit you did it!! I told you I’d get you motivated Boyes!! I guess you don’t want to see my tits again afterall.

Boyes: “Huh? I actually scored?!!”

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!

by BluesFanFromNE on Nov 11, 2009 3:52 PM CST reply actions

Ummm...

CamSmash: “Hey, HEY! Bout time, Boyesey, coach said you had 1 more game & he was flipping our numbers & our roles!”
lilBoyes: “Oh, SHIT! Hope I’ll be able to score another NHL goal, I don’t know though, UGH… It’s so hard making all this money AND having to remember to use these talented (but tired from cash-counting) hands to shoot quickly…”

"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender

by Nancy's Boy on Nov 11, 2009 4:01 PM CST reply actions

Al Michaels: He did WHAT??!?

by BleedBlue42 on Nov 11, 2009 4:06 PM CST reply actions

Bernie Federko: Boy, that shot, it uhh, the pass, uhh, and if you look here, it goes right across, and uhh, what a fantastic shot, certainly a wide-open net, and uhh, you know Luongo would really like to have that one back.

by BleedBlue42 on Nov 11, 2009 5:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

thats pretty funny

because thats probably what he said

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Nov 11, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions

AM"DID THE NET GET BIGGER?"

CAM SMASH"thats what she said!"

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Nov 11, 2009 5:03 PM CST reply actions

boyes: hey cam, glass said you were born in detroit

cam smash: CAM SMAAASSSSH

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Nov 11, 2009 5:57 PM CST reply actions

Cam: Smiling like a retard?
Boyes: You know it brother.
Cam: Paint tastes good.

Mmmmmmm ... Don't you just love the smell of fresh Blues hockey.

by Pagan on Nov 11, 2009 6:01 PM CST reply actions

Cam: See Brad? I told you if you stoped jerkin’ to those Kelly Backes pictures you’d remember how to play hockey!
Boyes: You were right! Is that how you learned to play offense every once in a while?
Cam: Yep, but sometimes, I slip up and…
Boyes: Now if only the asshole next to you would stop hittin’ the real thing for a minute, we’d be on our way to a cup.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Nov 11, 2009 6:15 PM CST reply actions

Boyes: Don’t hit me too hard Cam, I just scored ya know…
Cam: No shit shirlock,

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Nov 11, 2009 6:16 PM CST reply actions

Boyes was probally thinking.........

Man the last time I fist pounded Cam I didn’t score for 2 weeks. Ahh what the hell if I don’t do it now he will come after me in the locker room demanding some love, some fist love. So if I don’t give it hes just gonna take it.

by Go_Blues on Nov 12, 2009 5:35 PM CST reply actions