Boy for St. Louis

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 16, 2009 9:14 PM CST

This is just a made up story that I heard a few years back and found it hilarious. I figured in these dark times for the Blues we could all use a laugh. So hopefully this does it. And why not throw in a FUCK DETROIT,CHICAGO, VANCOUVER, and STEVE OTT!! (yeah im still not over that.. cant wait for the rematch)

Here ya go:

"Boy for St. Louis"
Johnny and Kip were playing hockey at Forest Park skating rink. Suddenly a
vicious pit bull came up and attacked Kip. Instead of panicking, Johnny
sneaked up behind the dog, stuck his hockey stick in the dog's collar, and
broke the dog's neck.
A reporter from St. Louis heard about what had happened with the boy and he
went to the Johnny's house to him. He asked Johnny how all of this happened,
and Johnny told him. Then he asked Johnny if he could write about him, and
Johnny said sure. So the reporter pulled out his notepad and started writing,
"Blues fan from St. Louis saves friend from vicious dog."
Johnny said, "I'm not a Blues fan."
The reporter finally asked, "What the hell are you a fan of?"
Johnny said, "I'm a Detroit Redwings fan."
The reporter frowned and stared writing again: "Little bastard from Michigan kills family pet"

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LMAO!

I’ve never heard/seen that one before!

Thanks – I needed a giggle

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by drfrankentweed on Nov 17, 2009 4:31 PM CST reply actions

haha

i figured everyone on here could enjoy that.. and since weve been suffering as a team lately i thought it would cheer everyone up a little lol

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 17, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions

I heard a good Harley joke something like that.

+1 man. Thats awesome.

Barret Jackman is my hero.

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by BluesTiger on Nov 18, 2009 6:23 PM CST reply actions

I almost smiled

I’m so down in the dumps over the Blues that a smile took a lot of effort.

Thanks for trying

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Nov 18, 2009 7:44 PM CST reply actions

i know how ya feel

im in the same place as everyone else.. im a season ticket holder and ive been at every game so far so i really havent had alot to smile about so i figured everyone else could use a pick-me-up.. saturdays game was encouraging though.. we play like that again tomorrow theres no way we lose

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 18, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions