You wanna get nuts! Let's get nuts!

by Maverides on Nov 18, 2009 6:24 PM CST Comment 17 comments

OK I'm still not quite ready to push the panic button. Although I have flipped up the plastic safety cover that keeps the janitor from mistakingly hitting it while he's cleaning up.

Even though I know we might need something drastic to shake us out of our stupor I still don't think they'll get rid of AM even though it's the default answer nowadays if you aren't winning. That lead me to start thinking of things that they can do to try and light a fire under the players and get some wins. I threw some of my ideas into a poll and if anyone else has ideas throw them into the comments.

GO BLUES!!

Poll

If the Blues feel the need to do something drastic, what should they do?

FIre Andy Murray (what everyone else does)

1 votes

Even more line shakeups (yawn)

0 votes

De-captain Brewer (maybe light him up and the new cap)

10 votes

Trade Big Gun (like Kariya)

6 votes

Keep Petro and send someone big down

1 votes

Re-sign Shanny (who needs retirement)

3 votes

Mandatory Sex before game (It works for Soccer teams)

7 votes

Other (explain in comments)

1 votes

29 votes | Poll has closed

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Just my opinion here...

I think we should all have sex before a game. (Not the website members in a big orgy, thats creepy) But all of us on the site should get laid pre-game. Then even if we lose, we won’t care.

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

by BluesTiger on Nov 18, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

not a bad idea

i think i would be up for that lol

and on the other hand.. i think trading someone like a kariya.. or even someone like a backes or berglund, ppl that arent producing but still have potential, i think a trade like that could end up benefitting both teams.. we need a shake up though thats for sure

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 18, 2009 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Site rule

You can’t quote Gallagher’s epic piece about Louie poo bombs without linking it.

Carry on.

by averagejoe on Nov 18, 2009 7:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Thank You

I completely forgot about that gem from last season

The term "in my humble opinion", which they think adds weight to their statements rather than indicating , in reality, "these are the mean little views of someone with the social grace of duckweed"

by Maverides on Nov 19, 2009 3:14 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I bet the mandatory sex votes

were all males.
I don’t have time for sex before the game unless it’s west coast. Kids to feed, dishes to clean, laundry, and numerous other stuff.
Sorry guys but that one’s just not working for me.

by luvhockey on Nov 18, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

i voted for brewer

not a fan of him, and without hinote’s wife around i dont see the point of it all anymore

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Nov 18, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ive been trying

for mandatory sex before games since I was 13, shit aint happening. If this is really us and not a fluke then nothing we do is gonna matter and you just gotta ride the season out.

by Icion on Nov 18, 2009 8:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I come here with hat in hand

I can’t take it no more. I’m jumping ship for the Blackhawks. I’m not going daft, please hear me out.

Chicago has a better team, hell they’re in first place. They play exciting hockey, it’s just plain fun to watch them skate and score. They have goons to pound the foolish although not as much a crowd energizer like CAM SMASH.

The Blackhawks have an awesome logo. I love the Blue Note but come on, the Chief is top shelf.

Their goal song = WIN. The Blues’ inspires a mental patient Q gomer dance.

Their SSB singer is great and so is Charles Glenn. That one’s a wash or slght edge Blues.

It’s been 42 years in waiting and this old fart can’t take it no mo. I wanna go out on a winner and enjoy the cup. Chicago gives me my best chance so there. It’s done.

Bye Bye Blues land

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Nov 18, 2009 10:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

that made me sick to read

what would we do to a defector anyway?

by RFJCC on Nov 18, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

lies

damn lies. you know the hawks have no shot. you’re old school. you hate the hawks more than most hate the wings. if you you’re gonna turn, turn to someone with no emotional attachment — say ove’s caps.

by averagejoe on Nov 18, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I;m doing it for the sake of my dog Stains

Right now one of my boots is wedged half way up his azz from the last loss. He just stares at me with those sad sad brown eyes and tilts his head after each humiliating loss as if to say,

“What the fuck are you doing rooting for them Blues?”

I’ve resorted to felony animal cruelty and I’m so ashamed.

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Nov 19, 2009 12:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs