Thursday links: Time to stop playing 'too safe' edition

by averagejoe on Nov 19, 2009 5:00 AM CST

Cats are fighting outside my apartment. They need to shut the hell up so I can watch T.V. Reason No. 1452345 why I love dogs more.

Blues news

Blues vs. Coyotes tonight at the Scottrade Center. Here's a preview. [Blues]
Good news Blues fans, now you can text the DrinkScotch personnel to complain about the escalators not working. [Blues]
Patrik Berglund is playing "too safe." Huh, I thought he was playing "too shitty." [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
Bruins fans take a look at the Brad Boyes/Dennis Wideman deal and pose the question: Would the teams do the trade today? [Stanley Cup of Chowder]
Silent Jay McClement is the designated party starter. [STLtoday.com]
David Backes and Paul Kariya are struggling to score/be useful. [Belleville News-Democrat]
Jeremy Rutherford will be chatting today at 1 p.m. It's like Ask Coach Osh, but without Bermuda Cup jokes. [STLtoday.com]
Windsor Spitfires defenceman Mark Cundari, one of the Blues prospects, is playing well as a shutdown d-man. [Windsor Star]

Hockey news

Last night's results can be found here. [Yahoo! Sports]
Game-splosion tonight. [Yahoo! Sports]
ESPN hands out some award-winners at the quarter mark. [ESPN]
Sidney Crosby carried the Olympci torch yesterday. [CTV Olympics]
Ryan Smyth will miss up to a month with an injury to his lower body. [TSN]
As posted on here, Fragile Jay McKee is hurt. [TSN]
The Blackhawks are still trying to sign Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane and Duncan Keith. [ESPN]
It's safe to say Alex Ovechkin doesn't like being hurt. [Japers' Rink]

Other links

Was the video game Contra supposed to Arnold and Stallone vs. Alien? [The Daily What]
Because of this site, I am now Czar Joelax the Savage. Fuck and yes. [Make Me Mighty]
Some people have some kick ass Holiday cards. [My Amazing Holiday Card]
Famous last Facebook status updates. [College Humor]

Video

Remember that 80s dating video PCS linked to a few weeks back? (And then I did a day later because I'm a moron.) Well, there is a part two. Enjoy.

gametimelinks(at)gmail.com. See you all later.

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i think average joe needs some kitten mittens

Somliga tänker på framtiden och upprörd. Fheiceáil de börjar raket och skyddsrum. Fheiceáil De TJ Oshie, börja ett nedfallet tak. "

by Oshie#74 on Nov 19, 2009 6:33 AM CST reply actions

My browser

is not “mighty enough” haha.

by hatrk219 on Nov 19, 2009 8:23 AM CST reply actions

Speaking of Nash

Basketball Nash is the brother in law of Manny Malhotra of the San Jose Sharks

by hatrk219 on Nov 19, 2009 8:25 AM CST up reply actions

Baron Tyler Atwoodlor the Monumental.

Has an awesome ring to it, don’t it kids?

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Nov 19, 2009 11:12 AM CST reply actions

Also . . .

“Judge, Jury and Executioner, Impeacher of Immutable Souls”

They need to make these into fuckin’ BUSINESS cards and shit. I’d buy 10,000.

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions

that new texting thing they have for Scottrade is gonna get me thrown out of so many games lol.. they even mentioned me in the article: “rowdy fans” thats me all game long lol.. its hockey fans are supposed to be loud and obnoxious.. some ppl are gonna get annoyed by it.. and if thats the case stay home and watch it on tv instead

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 19, 2009 11:22 AM CST reply actions

I miss the hockey hooligan days

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Nov 19, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

yep

i would have given anything to be alive back in the days of the old arena.. any old video clips ive seen it seemed like those fans knew how to have a good time.. now you got a bunch of ppl that dont make any noise throughout the entire game pretty much.. its disappointing sometimes

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 19, 2009 12:08 PM CST up reply actions

yeah people are pretty much just a bunch of fuck weasels now a days.

they can go die in a fire for all I care.

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM CST up reply actions

yep, we knew how to rock those upper deck seats

literally. The whole deck swayed

by luvhockey on Nov 19, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions

Bob Plager once said....

the players would watch the fans in stands at the old barn more than the game many nights. Me too.

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Nov 19, 2009 6:31 PM CST up reply actions

There is no way I'd have wanted to sit under them

I figured I stood a better chance of riding them down then being crushed under them

by luvhockey on Nov 19, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions

shit

looks like it’s time for me to build a cell phone jammer…i always wanted to do that

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

Do you have any new Papes (II?) videos?

I have been waiting patiently for more distruction videos (aside from Mythbusters).

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Nov 19, 2009 12:32 PM CST up reply actions

i'll make a note

maybe i can put something together over my thanksgiving break

by RFJCC on Nov 19, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions

If cats are making noise outside your apartment...

…just huff some glue and eat some cat food. it puts you right out.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Nov 19, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions

im really happy

two people have referenced its always sunny.

by averagejoe on Nov 19, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions

haha

i was thinkin the same thing.. the kitten mitten episode was one of the best ones ever i think..

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 19, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions

its still saved on my dvr

i have watched the cold open roughly 10 times and laugh each time. best show on tv.

by averagejoe on Nov 19, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions

last week

i went and bought the 1st 3 seasons on dvd lol.. i didnt start watchin til late last season so i had to catch up lol

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 19, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions

hey guys, just FYI it’s japers’ rink, not jaspers’ rink.

by Natty Bumppo on Nov 19, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply actions

fixed

the lesson, as always, im a moron.

by averagejoe on Nov 19, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions

Have I got something for you...

Mizzourah.net

by Big Head on Nov 19, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

+1

anything from sunny will always get a rec from me lol

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 20, 2009 12:29 AM CST up reply actions

Game thread will be up by 6:45 if not sooner

Waiting to see if the bosses have one ready to go. If not, I’ll send one up.

by averagejoe on Nov 19, 2009 6:35 PM CST reply actions

European reinforcement...

….I will be in the GDT tonight (evening for you, night overhere) as well…. Maybe some European influence in the GDT will help get the win…

Just trying to stay positive overhere at the other side of the Ocean….

Who needs sleep when you’re not starting work early :)
Whatever it takes…

"THE NETHERLANDS has its capital AMSTERDAM and at least ONE BLUES FAN"
Also nice: Subject of a story in GameTime (Feb 2009) and special GT reporter @ NHL Premiere Stockholm, Sweden (Oct 2009) YEY

by FanFromEurope on Nov 19, 2009 6:38 PM CST reply actions