Friday links: Going home early edition

by averagejoe on Nov 20, 2009 5:00 AM CST Comment 6 comments

So I have to jet home tonight after work so as I'm typing this sentence, it's 2-2 in the third period. So the links are a little ... early. Let's hope they pull this together and get a dubya. (Update: Blues win!)

Blues news

This page should have the Blues results. How? Magic. [Yahoo! Sports]
This is from before the 'Yotes game, but the Blues are feeling the crunch of the slow start. [Belleville News-Democrat]
Andy Murray says Mike Weaver is one of the best d-men. So, of course, he was a healthy scratch last night. [STLtoday.com]
Former Blue Red Berensen makes the St. Louis Hall of Fame (Stick tap to LuvHockey). [University of Michigan]
The Blues assistant GM Doug Armstrong is helping pick out members of Team Canada. Kinda makes you wonder why Happy Meal Andy McDonald was the only Blue to go camp. [The Canadian Press]

Hockey news

How the league fared last night. [Yahoo! Sports]
Tonight's games. [Yahoo! Sports]
The KHL is going to Sweden. The Blues immediately petition to join the KHL and join the Swedish team's division. [ESPN]
The Canucks cut in line. Not cool, says everyone in first grade. [ESPN]
The Carolina Hurricanes have put Cam Ward on long-term IR and Eric Staal on IR. They also announced they probably won't be needed playoff tickets this year. [TSN]
Alexei Kovalev is heading to Russia, but not for the KHL. He's mother-in-law has passed away and he's going to the funeral. [TSN]
The Oilers blog takes a look at a famous Gretzky quote, 26 years later. Pretty cool stuff. [The Copper and Blue]
Things getting hot in Calgary. [Puck Daddy]

Other links

Going sailing? Find out if the sea is fit. [Is the Sea angry?]
From NatetheGreat., you can get things really cheap in Detroit. Is this going to be a new homeless shelter? [CNN]
Clients be bitchy. [Clients From Hell]
Just your average video game about Nazi dinosaurs. [Topless Robot]

Video

This is my favorite thing ever.

Poor College Student has the weekend shift. Send him stuff. Gametimelinks(at)gmail.com. Holla.

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Complete game recap

This is a complete game recap I once in a blue moon do. If you were wondering what happened last night and “professionally” made recaps just dont cut it.

Coyotes 1: Who the fuck cares? There are more words in this sentance than people that do.

Blues 1:
Walt – Lets see, skate the goal towards the net…blah blah…wait wasnt I sapposed to do something today? Laundry Check, Cup Check, hide my helmet from Polak, check. Oh fuck, fucking murray and his no hoho threats at the game day lunch if we dont start winning. Fuck I need to stock up…crappy shot on net, whatever….but yeah I hid some hohos in my sock earlier just incase we lose this and I gotta get my fix tomorrow. Oh fuck did one come out? FUCK NO, cant let murray see. Wait thats not a hoho, fuck maybe? Whats that light? Fuck YES.

The Planned Parenthood Close Call of the Period – \
Kelly – KARIYA WITH THE REBOUND INFRONT OF THE NET
Panger – And i think he fanned on it.

Penalty of the Period.
Walt – Fucking murray making me skate again, says I did good wants to "reward me" fuck that shit. Hey get your stick out of my way man I could have tripped, you might not be able to see it but theres a beverage here. Penalty? What the fuck are…I mean…. good call ref, good call.

Coyotes 2:
Kelly- Brewer caught sitting there as the coyotes guy skated right past him on that one.
Panger- He got beat
Bernie- I heard him as they came off the ice say something about McClement.
kelly- Lets take a look at the tapes, if we slow it down theres the pass.
Panger Oooph right there, you can see McClements lips move..
Kelly – McClement must have talked, it looks like hes telling Brewer who to take it looks like he says the word "him"..
Panger – Ya know Jon I think thats what it was you can see McClement say something and Brewer wasn’t ready for it.
Kelly- I don’t know how you can blame that goal on Brewer, McClement talking clearly took him by suprise.
Panger – No question.

Random thought of the night.
We got this kid at work who the other interns call Sasquatch because of the messing with sasquatch commercials. Thing is he looks like a fucking dead ringer for David Backes minus 7 years and 40 pounds of muscle. My proposal: David Sasquatch Backes.

Blues Goal 2:
Oshie: Whered the puck go? Do you have it? OMG WE LOST IT!
Oshie: Just kidding.
Oshie: Oh DANG ITS STUCK IN MY GEAR. I CANT GET IT OUT. YOU GOTTA HELP ITS STICK IN MY GLOVE.
Oshie: Just kidding.
Oshie: Theres ants! Ants are everywhere. ANTS!
Bryzgalov.:

Oshie: just kidding.

Double Mild brand weaksauce call of the night.
9:30- Sasquatch 2 minutes for getting messed with.

Overtime.
Blues goal 3
Johnson.

by Icion on Nov 20, 2009 6:34 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

+1 on the links

just for the kitten mittens video hahaha… that is exactly what i needed to start my day off on the right foot

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Nov 20, 2009 7:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

dicktowel.com

its always sunny in philidelphia is the best show on tv after the office.and hopefully last nights game silences all the johnson haters(yes there are some) out there

Somliga tänker på framtiden och upprörd. Fheiceáil de börjar raket och skyddsrum. Fheiceáil De TJ Oshie, börja ett nedfallet tak. "

by Oshie#74 on Nov 20, 2009 7:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

take a look at the silverdome

My team’s soccer practice was held there. Well not in the actual stadium, but a blow up practice dome next to it.

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Nov 20, 2009 10:09 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Was the practice dome silver, too?

by BleedBlue42 on Nov 20, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

There's a 'K' in Sweden?

Russia’s KHL, in its second year of operation, announced Thursday it has signed a letter of intent with AIK Stockholm that would see the second-division Swedish club join its league next season.