This is a complete game recap I once in a blue moon do. If you were wondering what happened last night and “professionally” made recaps just dont cut it.

Coyotes 1: Who the fuck cares? There are more words in this sentance than people that do.

Blues 1:
Walt – Lets see, skate the goal towards the net…blah blah…wait wasnt I sapposed to do something today? Laundry Check, Cup Check, hide my helmet from Polak, check. Oh fuck, fucking murray and his no hoho threats at the game day lunch if we dont start winning. Fuck I need to stock up…crappy shot on net, whatever….but yeah I hid some hohos in my sock earlier just incase we lose this and I gotta get my fix tomorrow. Oh fuck did one come out? FUCK NO, cant let murray see. Wait thats not a hoho, fuck maybe? Whats that light? Fuck YES.

The Planned Parenthood Close Call of the Period – \
Kelly – KARIYA WITH THE REBOUND INFRONT OF THE NET
Panger – And i think he fanned on it.

Penalty of the Period.
Walt – Fucking murray making me skate again, says I did good wants to "reward me" fuck that shit. Hey get your stick out of my way man I could have tripped, you might not be able to see it but theres a beverage here. Penalty? What the fuck are…I mean…. good call ref, good call.

Coyotes 2:
Kelly- Brewer caught sitting there as the coyotes guy skated right past him on that one.
Panger- He got beat
Bernie- I heard him as they came off the ice say something about McClement.
kelly- Lets take a look at the tapes, if we slow it down theres the pass.
Panger Oooph right there, you can see McClements lips move..
Kelly – McClement must have talked, it looks like hes telling Brewer who to take it looks like he says the word "him"..
Panger – Ya know Jon I think thats what it was you can see McClement say something and Brewer wasn’t ready for it.
Kelly- I don’t know how you can blame that goal on Brewer, McClement talking clearly took him by suprise.
Panger – No question.

Random thought of the night.
We got this kid at work who the other interns call Sasquatch because of the messing with sasquatch commercials. Thing is he looks like a fucking dead ringer for David Backes minus 7 years and 40 pounds of muscle. My proposal: David Sasquatch Backes.

Blues Goal 2:
Oshie: Whered the puck go? Do you have it? OMG WE LOST IT!
Oshie: Just kidding.
Oshie: Oh DANG ITS STUCK IN MY GEAR. I CANT GET IT OUT. YOU GOTTA HELP ITS STICK IN MY GLOVE.
Oshie: Just kidding.
Oshie: Theres ants! Ants are everywhere. ANTS!
Bryzgalov.:

Oshie: just kidding.

Double Mild brand weaksauce call of the night.
9:30- Sasquatch 2 minutes for getting messed with.

Overtime.
Blues goal 3
Johnson.

just for the kitten mittens video hahaha… that is exactly what i needed to start my day off on the right foot

its always sunny in philidelphia is the best show on tv after the office.and hopefully last nights game silences all the johnson haters(yes there are some) out there

My team’s soccer practice was held there. Well not in the actual stadium, but a blow up practice dome next to it.