Thanks Doc Whiskey

by k10patel on Nov 20, 2009 12:49 AM CST

I wanted to respond in the original thread, but apparently the comments were closed...

I want to thank Doc Whiskey for giving me the inspiration to take a stand against the stupidity that is the "Powerplay Dance". I faced ridicule for making that sign that I proudly displayed during 3 powerplays that did not pay off because enough people did not pay heed to the warning.

However, it was all worth it when I witnessed my entire section of 307 sit and applaud the sign and the stats...with the exception of 2 douchebags in Row Y (last from the wall), seats 1 and 2, who found themselves proud enough to mock my sign and do the dance in spite of it...apparently, they weren't paying attention to the stat that my wife was attentively updating throughout the game...fucking douchebags. We now sit at 10 for 75 (13%). Thanks cock-knockers, hope you enjoyed bobbing up and down like idiots...and douchebags.

By the way, I would like to thank the couple from 305 that not only liked the sign during the 1st intermission, but happily reported to me in the 2nd intermission that their section halted all powerplay dance operations due to the sign and its ominous warnings.

Anyway I will make this a commitment of mine until that damn dance disappears. Fuck those 2 guys, the same way I hope Louis The Blue Rat goes to 317 (or whatever the section is that doesn't matter with the guy that we want to jump) without his pants on and fucks towel boy in the ass...(I hope that wasn't too far...fuck that shit, we all know it, we all wish we could say it out loud.)

Sorry for anyone that is unfortunate enough to sit in 307+10. If you're a part of this site, I love you...Unless of course, you're a douchebag that waves a towel around when we're down 4-1 just so you can show up on the Jumbotron...FUCK YOU. (and FUCK DETROIT !!!)

K10 Patel.

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what does this sign say

we need copies

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Nov 20, 2009 1:06 AM CST reply actions

I don't know how to post a pic

in a reply…I’ll do it in a fanshot.

by k10patel on Nov 20, 2009 1:16 AM CST reply actions

i say we print a sign in the paper versions of GT

by RFJCC on Nov 20, 2009 1:21 AM CST up reply actions

Here it is:

The front:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31302238&l=b59d7b6b78&id=121203670

The back:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31302239&l=5001da3887&id=121203670

by k10patel on Nov 20, 2009 1:31 AM CST reply actions

i do hate that damn dance but the towel man does do a good job pumping everyone up so i say let him stay.FUCK JAGO FOR MAKING THAT DAMN DANCE

Somliga tänker på framtiden och upprörd. Fheiceáil de börjar raket och skyddsrum. Fheiceáil De TJ Oshie, börja ett nedfallet tak. "

by Oshie#74 on Nov 20, 2009 7:50 AM CST reply actions

Dang

How big is that sign?
It looks like a sheet hanging from the rafters in the pictures

by luvhockey on Nov 20, 2009 8:23 AM CST reply actions

Towel Boy

Towel Boy sits over in 314. I’m over in 319. The only reason I’d ever want to be any closer to him than I already am is so that he can actually hear me yell at him to “JUMP!!!”.

by BlueNoteExpress on Nov 20, 2009 12:15 PM CST reply actions

318… I know sucks to be closer to mr. douche

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Nov 20, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

When I had season tickets I was in 314

He was a few sections over in the old barn when he started being Towel boy. Quite a few pounds lighter too (so was I but I blame it on having kids).

So today was mine and hubby’s 16th anniversary. After the wedding and reception we and the wedding party went to the hockey game.
Towel man came over and game us an autographed towel. I think he thought he was important.

by luvhockey on Nov 20, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions

man i gotta agree on the kid thing

my son was just born in august and I gained about 50 lbs, it sucks

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Nov 21, 2009 7:19 AM CST up reply actions

Instead of counting the goals, just yell JUMP.
Any chance we could lobby the Blues to play Van Halen Jump after Towel boy gets his 1 minute of fame each game?

by KeenanEatsIt on Nov 21, 2009 9:27 AM CST reply actions