Beserker
Well after the Swingers Boyes Fanpost he picked up his game a little. So lets try one for for Iceberg. Rutherford says the Techoviking is playing too safe? Maybe some clerks and metal will loosen him up. That and this exchange between Olaf and Jay seems like something Oshie and Bergie would actually do to a girl...
Oshie He's moving to the big city next week. He wants to be a metal singer. GIRL 1 No way! Oshie Swear. (to Bergie) Bergie, metal! Iceberg makes a metal face. Oshie That's his fucking metal face. (to Bergie) Bergie, girls nice? Iceberg looks the girls up and down. Bergie Skrelnick. Oshie (laughs) That's fucked up. GIRL 1 What did he say? Oshie I don't know, man. He's a fucking character. GIRL 2 He really wants to play metal? Oshie He's got his own band in Vasteras. It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that. GIRL 1 That doesn't sound metal. Oshie You gotta hear him sing. (to Berglund) Bergie, "Berserker!" Techoviking laughs and shakes his head. OSHIE Come on, man, "Berserker!" GIRL 2 Does he sing in English or Swedish? Oshie English. (to Berglund) Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think sexy. Berglund (relents) Da. Da. Oshie He's gonna sing it. This is too funny. Berglund (in broken English) MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER! Oshie (laughing) That's fucking funny, man! GIRL 1 Did he say "making fuck?" Oshie Wait, there's more. (to Berglund) Begie: sing...Berglund MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK BERSERKER!WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK? BERSERKER!Iceberg busts a crimson metal sneer and cackles deeply.
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Nice job
Here’s to hoping this gets him vroom vrooming and his pahty schtaated (you know what I’m saying).
That. Was. Awesome.
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
Next week, on Blues Askew...
… Oshie and Silent Jay hang out at the mall, where they try to give chocolate-covered pretzels to Todd Bertuzzi.






















