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Beserker

Well after the Swingers Boyes Fanpost he picked up his game a little.  So lets try one for for Iceberg.  Rutherford says the Techoviking is playing too safe?  Maybe some clerks and metal will loosen him up.  That and this exchange between Olaf and Jay seems like something Oshie and Bergie would actually do to a girl...

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				Oshie
		He's moving to the big city next
		week. He wants to be a metal singer.

				GIRL 1
		No way!

				Oshie
		Swear.
			(to Bergie)
		Bergie, metal!

	Iceberg makes a metal face.

				Oshie
		That's his fucking metal face.
			(to Bergie)
		Bergie, girls nice?

	Iceberg looks the girls up and down.

				Bergie
		Skrelnick.

				Oshie
			(laughs)
		That's fucked up.

									
				GIRL 1
		What did he say?

				Oshie
		I don't know, man. He's a fucking
		character.

				GIRL 2
		He really wants to play metal?

				Oshie
		He's got his own band in Vasteras.
		It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue
		Jeans" or something like that.

				GIRL 1
		That doesn't sound metal.

				Oshie
		You gotta hear him sing.
			(to Berglund)
		Bergie, "Berserker!"

	Techoviking laughs and shakes his head.

				OSHIE
		Come on, man, "Berserker!"

				GIRL 2
		Does he sing in English or Swedish?

				Oshie
		English.
			(to Berglund)
		Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think
		sexy.

				Berglund
			(relents)
		Da. Da.

				Oshie
		He's gonna sing it. This is too
		funny.

				Berglund
			(in broken English)
		MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
		BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
		MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!

				Oshie
			(laughing)
		That's fucking funny, man!

									
				GIRL 1
		Did he say "making fuck?"

				Oshie
		Wait, there's more.
			(to Berglund)
		Begie: sing...		

				Berglund
		MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK
		BERSERKER!WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY
		COCK? BERSERKER!
Iceberg busts a crimson metal sneer and cackles deeply.

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Nice job

Here’s to hoping this gets him vroom vrooming and his pahty schtaated (you know what I’m saying).

by k10patel on Nov 20, 2009 10:02 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

That. Was. Awesome.

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Nov 20, 2009 10:03 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

ggreat

now Carnie is going to be talking ticking clocks and cocks today nice….

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Nov 20, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

btw

i just remembered you like static-x check out born of osiris

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Nov 20, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Next week, on Blues Askew...

… Oshie and Silent Jay hang out at the mall, where they try to give chocolate-covered pretzels to Todd Bertuzzi.

by BleedBlue42 on Nov 20, 2009 12:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Love the Beserker!!!!

They ought to play Olaf singing Beserker instead of Towel Boy throwing out future dish rags.

by KeenanEatsIt on Nov 20, 2009 12:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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