Blues Play Tonight: You Write The Comedy Today

by gallagher on Nov 5, 2009 1:49 PM CST

You might have to click on the picture to get the full-size glory of it all, but we need some captions for this picture.

What, exactly, is David Perron up to?
What could Nathan Horton be thinking?
Surely David Backes and cam Janssen have a take on this situation...

Let us know in the comments what you think...

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I'm uncomfortable...

just looking at this image.

by mynameistyler on Nov 5, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions

"Trick or Treat!"

by bss212s on Nov 5, 2009 2:01 PM CST reply actions

Horton feels a who? Frenchie!

by bss212s on Nov 5, 2009 2:03 PM CST reply actions

Perron packing the "Poutine"

ok im done.

by bss212s on Nov 5, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions

Just relax, I brought the ketchup.

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Nov 5, 2009 2:14 PM CST reply actions

congo line forming. grab on walt!

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Nov 5, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions

God I hope that's his stick I feel

If they are called fingers why don't they fing?

by Maverides on Nov 5, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions

Backes: "Yup. I taught him that."

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Nov 5, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions

"Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef."

C’est l’amour!! C’est toujours!" “Kees, kees, kees!!”

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions

Walt: “Cam, did YOU teach Frenchie that?”
Cam: “Yep, sure did partner.”
Walt: “You turn like this, right? Then what? Show me.”

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions

Cam: If that’s what it takes to get out of Murray’s doghouse, I’m cool with playing just five minutes a night.

by averagejoe on Nov 5, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions

The Goblin: “Ugh! There he goes again!”
The Ref: “WTF?”
Backes: "Showoff!
Cam: “EEesh! That looks like it hurts!”
Walt: “Want me to put an end to it coach???”
Perron: “Must …Make… Panther…. Purr!”
Horton: “Hurry Walt!…”

If I could only watch one sport for the rest of my life? That's easy. Hockey. Saint Louis Blues Hockey.

by bleed-blue on Nov 5, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply actions

relax im a doctor

Somliga tänker på framtiden och upprörd. Fheiceáil de börjar raket och skyddsrum. Fheiceáil De TJ Oshie, börja ett nedfallet tak. "

by Oshie#74 on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM CST reply actions

“You using the whole fist there, doc?”

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Nov 5, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions

I think I might of lost some of my skill in your pants....

mind if i feel around till I find it.

by Go_Blues on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions

HA!!

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Nov 6, 2009 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

Taking the phrase reach around to a whole new level....

to bad they didn’t tell him it wasn’t a hockey term.

by Go_Blues on Nov 5, 2009 4:23 PM CST reply actions

"Mooooonnnnnn-rivvverr..........."

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Nov 5, 2009 4:29 PM CST reply actions

Horton: Thanks. My wife always forgets to cup em (Tammy Plante GIS NSFW)

Backes: Wha….who woke me? Yeah mine too……………ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

PTMFUS!

by LosBri on Nov 5, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions

Perron: “…and zen move back and a leetle to ze left.”
Horton: “mmph, I can’t back up any further.”
Janssen: “I haven’t seen that move since my Friday nights back in Eureka.”
Backes: “This is what’s tearing this team apart.”
Walt: “I said look away boys, look away. This doesn’t concern you.”
Murray: “Grod drammit, I said 40-second shifts!”
Linesman: “Where does this shit fall in the rulebook?”