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Breaking News: Run on Depends at Walgreens


Harried clerks at local Walgreens are calling distributors to immediately truck in available supplies of Depends in the St. Louis metropolitan area tonight.  The demand for this product mysteriously began around 9:30 p.m.  One Walgreens clerk reportedly observed that several men came into her store, all wearing black t-shirts with a ugly looking hockey player wearing a helmet requesting all the Depends the store had.  Another manager at the Delmar Walgreens noted that every single customer demanding the product was wearing a St. Louis Blues jersey or sweatshirt.  All of these people were crying, angry, and upset about something that apparently upset their digestive system  to the point that they all needed Depends. Several customers fought over the dwindling supply.  Fortunately, area police were not needed to quell the upset customers.  More to come...

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LMAO

Sadly I had to go and google “Depends”….

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by drfrankentweed on Dec 12, 2009 4:58 AM CST reply actions  

And your name brand comparable product in England is?

I bet that title was a bit hard to decipher not knowing that was a noun and not a verb.

by luvhockey on Dec 12, 2009 6:54 AM CST up reply actions  

That's what confused me

I clicked the link to find out what was going on!

LOL and the comparable product in England…hmmm…Tena I guess

http://www.tena.co.uk/

BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.

"If you prick me, do I not...leak?"
"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause."
"I am programmed in multiple techniques, a broad...variety of pleasuring..."
RIP Lt Commander Data

by drfrankentweed on Dec 12, 2009 7:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Applicable fanpost and well done

by luvhockey on Dec 12, 2009 6:55 AM CST reply actions  

Rec'd.

Too good!

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Dec 12, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

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