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Breaking News: Run on Depends at Walgreens


Harried clerks at local Walgreens are calling distributors to immediately truck in available supplies of Depends in the St. Louis metropolitan area tonight.  The demand for this product mysteriously began around 9:30 p.m.  One Walgreens clerk reportedly observed that several men came into her store, all wearing black t-shirts with a ugly looking hockey player wearing a helmet requesting all the Depends the store had.  Another manager at the Delmar Walgreens noted that every single customer demanding the product was wearing a St. Louis Blues jersey or sweatshirt.  All of these people were crying, angry, and upset about something that apparently upset their digestive system  to the point that they all needed Depends. Several customers fought over the dwindling supply.  Fortunately, area police were not needed to quell the upset customers.  More to come...

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