Over/Under

by LosBri on Dec 14, 2009 11:36 PM CST

Whats the official St. Louis Game Time over/under for number of fans that will boo Wayne Gretzky on Tuesday night?

Pay no attention to this just trying to get over 75 words

This is the story of two sisters. Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell. These are the Tates, and these are the Campbells, and this is Soap.

Burt: Seven of my guys are going to be off today 'cause it's a Jewish holiday and I'm gonna have to do all their jobs. What really gets me is that I don't think they're all Jewish... two of them are black and one's an Indian.

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haha

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Dec 14, 2009 11:48 PM CST reply actions

Fuck the Great One.

Janet and Rick have all the action.

/More Soap scripts, please!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 15, 2009 12:06 AM CST via mobile reply actions

Meh.

It’s been so long ago that I could care the fuck less anymore.

Maybe half the crowd.

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Dec 15, 2009 9:20 AM CST reply actions

Who?

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Dec 15, 2009 9:26 AM CST reply actions

Dan,

I think they’re referring to that one guy who is a shitty shitty coach, formerly of those dogs from out Southwestward. I think his wife was involved with some sort of shady dealings with his assistant coach and some swarthy guy named Vinny.

Sometimes, I wonder why hockey came south of St. Louis, and then I realize, I'm south of St. Louis. Coincidence, I think not.

by Will in STL on Dec 15, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

Was he a hockey player too?
If so, I think I may know who you guys are referring to… Meh.. who cares… wait.. wtf were we talking about again?
Now, back to your regularly scheduled program.

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Dec 15, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

some swarthy guy named Vinny

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 16, 2009 12:14 AM CST up reply actions

Your contract is up, and you think you only have a few seasons left in the tank.

Do you blame someone in that position for not playing under Mike Keenan? There is a word for acting all butthurt because Gretzky left because of a coach that is, to this day, roundly reviled around town.

That word is dumb. However, if you’re a Keenan fan, by all means, hate away.

by Johnny Hangover on Dec 15, 2009 10:29 AM CST reply actions

Luv me some soap

what was the fucking puppet’s name? He cracked my shit up.

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Dec 15, 2009 10:46 AM CST reply actions

maybe

we should all wear shirts saying “wayne, tell janet we said hi”

wayno wouldnt beat us up…

dave semenko might.. but not wayno.

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Dec 15, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions

hully's my GREAT ONE

fuck gretzky.my family has always hated him

Somliga tänker på framtiden och upprörd. Fheiceáil de börjar raket och skyddsrum. Fheiceáil De TJ Oshie, börja ett nedfallet tak. "

by Oshie#74 on Dec 16, 2009 6:40 AM CST reply actions

A question.. (or two)

Can you imagine WG playing in today’s NHL?

Can you imagine him getting checked by Oshie, or even nASH for that matter, and being able to play like he did before? untouched?

Granted, I think he is highly skilled and is awesome in his own way, but seriously, can you imagine in today’s NHL a moderately talented forward being able to play w/o being touched and givin all the room he got back then?

Just sayin…

There are two different eras in the NHL regarding this.

Keep in mind, I’m a fairly young hockey fan (only a decade or so)…so my knowledge is limited regarding anything previous to 1999. (Notice I didn’t say I’m young)

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Dec 16, 2009 9:37 AM CST reply actions

Did you SEE Gretzky play live?

I did. I’m not talking about when he was with the Blues. With the Oilers, or even the Kings. I can’t believe anyone who saw him play in his heyday could call him “moderately talented”. He was the best I’ve ever seen. I will let you argue Wayne vs Mario – I only saw Mario play a couple of times.

He should never have started coaching. He was a player, not a coach. And his history in Phoenix has tarnished his legacy terribly.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. But that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

by baroose on Dec 17, 2009 9:44 AM CST reply actions

If you were replying to me

I have seen him, live. But that was back when I was so knew to the sport, I didn’t know what I was watching, except ice hockey. (and I actually don’t remember seeing him, I just know that I did). I think this may have been AFTER his heyday anyway.

It wasn’t until after I started reading Game Night Revue and going to a lot of games (after becoming a season ticket holder) that I started truly understanding the game and appreciating the players talents (and recognizing/appreciating talent).

BTW, not to put too fine a point on it… I DID NOT SAY WAYNE WAS MODERATELY TALENTED ! ! !

OK, maybe I did put a fine point on it. Sorry…

You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.

by DanGNR on Dec 17, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions