What sound does a pig make?

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!" I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit.

7 months ago Gene_STL 4 comments 4 recs |

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Oh, that is gold.

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Dec 17, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions

HAHAHA

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Dec 17, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions

Oh, epic;

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Dec 18, 2009 8:56 AM CST reply actions

In my day it was reach for the sky muthafucka

I remember one cop who advised us to make like Superman an reach for the sky.

Out here in LA it’s “HANDS MUTHAFUCKA”. Five O wants to see hands or folks is getting ventilated. One of our LA County deputies shot a goblin today in West Covina on a traffic stop when he was patting him down and Tyrone went for the gat in the waistband. You couldn’t pay me enough to shake down a carload of gangbangers. That’s why I’m not a cop I guess, I’d just hose the whole car down and be done with them.

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Dec 18, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply actions