What sound does a pig make?
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!" I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit.
about 2 years ago
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Oh, that is gold.
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
Oh, epic;
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
In my day it was reach for the sky muthafucka
I remember one cop who advised us to make like Superman an reach for the sky.
Out here in LA it’s “HANDS MUTHAFUCKA”. Five O wants to see hands or folks is getting ventilated. One of our LA County deputies shot a goblin today in West Covina on a traffic stop when he was patting him down and Tyrone went for the gat in the waistband. You couldn’t pay me enough to shake down a carload of gangbangers. That’s why I’m not a cop I guess, I’d just hose the whole car down and be done with them.
Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints
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