Top 11 Things Said By Edmonton Fans During Monday's Game
11. Oh, so you're a Blues fan? We got hosed by being forced to trade Pronger, too!
10. Devan Dubnyk gets his first ever start in goal tonight! I'm glad it's against the Blues, what's the worst that could happen to him?
9. Hey, Blues, Kevin Lowe wanted me to ask you guys if you've got any upcoming RFAs. So do you? Sell me your RFAs! I want to buy your RFAs! How much for your Johnson?!?!
8. Wait, is that Darryl Sydor? I hated that SOB back when he was with Dallas!
7. Hey, Keith Tkachuk's still alive, too. Good for him.
6. Hey, we've come back from a 3-goal deficit against these guys. 1 goal leads aren't enough to beat our boys.
5. Hell, 2 goal deficits are easy, too! Remember when we came back from 3 down?
4. Alright, 3 goal deficit. Do your thing, Oilers!
3. Hey, Blues, can we borrow Conklin for, let's say, the whole third period?
2. Well, shit, let's get ahead of the traffic and leave now.
1. Fuck you, Alex Steen
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Fuck you, Alex Steen
hilarious
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
Especially
the scene reference at the Chez Paul Restaurant….
You can't call me a fair weather Blues fan.
12.
12. Fuuuuuuuuuck, I’ve never seen a goalie deflowered like that.
13. On the stadium intercom from the goal judge: Can I get some sun tan lotion down here?
Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints
"Hey, I can see Steen's nosehairs from here. Isn't that just wrong?"
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
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why is there a pool of blood in our goalie’s crease? Wait… is that coming from his ass?
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
I'm trying to make some "It's colder in the Hockey Arena then it is outside" joke
But none are coming to me
Breaking News: I'm currently in the process of writing "I will not say and/or type "that word" 1,000 times.
ahem warmer
Guess that’s what I get for typing at 4 AM, eh?
Breaking News: I'm currently in the process of writing "I will not say and/or type "that word" 1,000 times.
hmmm
the oilers play is leaving me so cold i’’m going outside to warm up?
A strong anvil fears no hammer
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