11. Oh, so you're a Blues fan? We got hosed by being forced to trade Pronger, too!

10. Devan Dubnyk gets his first ever start in goal tonight! I'm glad it's against the Blues, what's the worst that could happen to him?

9. Hey, Blues, Kevin Lowe wanted me to ask you guys if you've got any upcoming RFAs. So do you? Sell me your RFAs! I want to buy your RFAs! How much for your Johnson?!?!

8.  Wait, is that Darryl Sydor? I hated that SOB back when he was with Dallas!

 7. Hey, Keith Tkachuk's still alive, too. Good for him.

 6. Hey, we've come back from a 3-goal deficit against these guys. 1 goal leads aren't enough to beat our boys.

5.  Hell, 2 goal deficits are easy, too! Remember when we came back from 3 down?

4.  Alright, 3 goal deficit. Do your thing, Oilers!

3. Hey, Blues, can we borrow Conklin for, let's say, the whole third period?

2. Well, shit, let's get ahead of the traffic and leave now.

1. Fuck you, Alex Steen