Monday links: Home advantage not applicable in St. Louis edition

by averagejoe on Dec 28, 2009 5:00 AM CST

This team confuses the hell out of me.

Blues news

Were the Blues at home? You know that was a loss. [Associated Press]
Remember when the Blues went 4-for-5 on the power play? Yeah, that was a fluke. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
Brad Boyes, I love you man, but hit the damn net. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]

Hockey news

Here are you Monday standings. Let's all laugh at the Blue Jackets. [NHL.com]
Here are last night's results plus tomorrow's schedule. [TSN]
Old man Chris Chelios really likes playing for the Chicago Wolves. [TSN]
Alexander Semin signs a one-year extension. [TSN]
The Winter Classic is going to be cold.[NESN]

Other links

Getting old sucks. [OMG I'M THE ADULT]
So this has been going around the net for a bit. Dude's sister narcs on him for having beer. Dude then takes sister's "hook up list" and posts it online. I weep for the future. [So Jones]

Video

Holy home-ice suckage, Batman

That should be it for today. Links were done in a hurry, so if they suck ... well go fuck yourself.

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the 'So Jones' link is gold.

Whatever it takes?

by JoMilla on Dec 28, 2009 7:37 AM CST reply actions

Holy shit that is amazing

The tension in that house has got to be insane right now. I seriously want to find these people just to watch them.

North Co! North Co! North Co!

by Answer Man on Dec 28, 2009 8:16 AM CST up reply actions

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that house.

The funniest part is, that last paragraph on the website’s right. This is going to follow her through high school, college, grad school, dating… she’ll forever be the girl who “made that list, right?” Frankly, though, if you’re stupid enough to WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN and leave it out in the open anywhere, you deserve to have it posted on Facebook. Maybe enough guys’ll see it so they won’t want to screw her, and that’ll keep those blisteringly intelligent genes out of the pool.

And, as much as I want to call her a ho-bag, because she really is, this is the norm for high schoolers. It scares the hell out of me.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Dec 28, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

"Maybe enough guys’ll see it so they won’t want to screw her..."

Fat chance on that one, hildy. If anything, her brother is inadvertently helping her successfully beat her April deadline. Those guys listed sure as hell know who she is now…and what she’s got planned…

Still, that’s god damn hilarious.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Dec 28, 2009 2:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions