December tyme

by Childhood Trauma on Dec 5, 2009 12:15 AM CST

Goal horns blare, are you listening,
In the slot, the shots are blistering
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
chearing on a Blues victory.

Gone away is our John Hamm,
With his hat- t'ain't worth a damn
but he didn't ever booo,
rather went Liii---uuuuuut,
chearing on a Blues victory.

In the intermission we can play puck shuffle,
or bet against the wing fan in a scuffle
He'll say: Are you scared?
We'll say: No man,
But you can sure imitate a
Detroit kerfluffle.

Later on, we'll taunt towelboy,
As Perron gives us more joy
its time for a snack,
just give us our free Big Mac,
chearing on a Blues victory.

On the escalator ride we became a dog pile
as the up one decided it was down
We'll have lots of fun in our dog pile,
Until someone decides to try to reacharound.

When it glows, ain't it thrilling,
goal lamps are just so fulfillin'
We're estatic today,
with the whole team's play,
cheering on a Blues victory.

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nice!

Brought a tear to my eye, it did.

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Dec 4, 2009 6:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions

I cannot Rec this enough.

Once is not enough. This is fucking BRILLIANCE IN ACTION!

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Dec 4, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions

niiiiiiiice

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Dec 4, 2009 6:59 PM CST reply actions

BRILLIANT

just classic

by luvhockey on Dec 4, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions

Very Nice,

Timmy Lupus.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 4, 2009 10:52 PM CST reply actions

Usually I find these things kind of lame

But this one packed a lot of punch in a small space. Well done.
Extra points for using “kerfuffle” which is an awesome word.

by BlueMonday on Dec 5, 2009 2:56 AM CST reply actions

No mention of soup turreen?

Hatred Walking

by Doc Whiskey on Dec 5, 2009 7:53 AM CST reply actions

wow.

nice callback.

SWYD

by gallagher on Dec 5, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions

Very nice

Set it to music and it’s perfect!

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Dec 5, 2009 9:00 AM CST reply actions

that is pretty bad ass

nice work

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 AM CST reply actions

Here is a good disco karaoke instrumental version...

perfect to sing along too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tODFHSDT40o

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Dec 5, 2009 6:50 PM CST reply actions