It's no knuckle puck. It's not the triple deke. It's not last year's "Shake and Bake!" It's not even the nine of Spades.

And while we're partial to The Russian Baffler, we feel like T.J. Oshie's new shootout move needs a name. And what better way to kill off a Friday than to wate time on making up screwball nicknames, right?

Exhibit A:

What's your suggestion?