Name The Move.
It's no knuckle puck. It's not the triple deke. It's not last year's "Shake and Bake!" It's not even the nine of Spades.
And while we're partial to The Russian Baffler, we feel like T.J. Oshie's new shootout move needs a name. And what better way to kill off a Friday than to wate time on making up screwball nicknames, right?
Exhibit A:
What's your suggestion?
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the “I so own you I’m not even going to deke” move
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Dec 4, 2009 4:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
THE FROSTED TIP!!!
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
by DESTROYER on Dec 4, 2009 5:01 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Why, that was a 5-hole finisher!
aka billy pilgrim, time and space traveller
by Ackermania on Dec 4, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Shark Bait?
Russian Roulette?
The Over-Under?
The Five Hole Flabbergaster?
I’ll stop now. DESTROYER already won with “the Frosted Tip.”
by BlueMonday on Dec 4, 2009 5:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The Bigger Boat?
As in we needed one? OK, really, I’ll stop now.
by BlueMonday on Dec 4, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rape of the Russian
I really like the frosted tip though
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Dec 4, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Raggedy Andy Wristpound.
R.A.W.
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
by Donut King on Dec 4, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The offshore driller
Or:
Drill, baby, Drill.
Sometimes, I wonder why hockey came south of St. Louis, and then I realize, I'm south of St. Louis. Coincidence, I think not.
by Will in STL on Dec 4, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The “I faked you by not doing a damn thing” move
by luvhockey on Dec 4, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The Cornballer
(because you’re going to get burned by it)
by Perrowned on Dec 4, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think Frosted Tip is gonna carry the day.
But I like this one a lot.
by gallagher on Dec 4, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cornballer is hilarious
Frosted Tip wins
North Co! North Co! North Co!
by Answer Man on Dec 4, 2009 10:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Frosted Tip
FTW.
For Happy Meal’s undressing of Nabby, the “Shit & Fall Back In It” move.
Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints
by spectr17 on Dec 4, 2009 8:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How about the Nabby?
The Nabby is something that grips you by the balls, gives credit to a goalie so good he couldn’t react, and will remind the Sharks that they suck fish balls every time they see it on a highlight reel from now on.
by Whatablue on Dec 5, 2009 3:13 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Basketball Practice
In honor of the question Andy Murray asks TJ every time he’s caught wearing his backwards hat: “What time is Basketball practice today?”
Fuck and Detroit go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Only Peanut Butter and Jelly are good and Detroit is the very proof that God, Allah, and Buddha all have a sense of humor, after all. Good joke, guys.
by ISuckatLife on Dec 5, 2009 8:04 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
even funnier if he actually asks that.
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Dec 5, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He does, according to TJ.
He mentioned it during some intermission interview thing with Jimmy Hayes.
Fuck and Detroit go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Only Peanut Butter and Jelly are good and Detroit is the very proof that God, Allah, and Buddha all have a sense of humor, after all. Good joke, guys.
by ISuckatLife on Dec 5, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How about the Pecker Slap? Thats really how embarrassed Nabby should be. As in, Oshie just Pecker Slapped him.
Barret Jackman is my hero.
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
by BluesTiger on Dec 5, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh and by the way
Is it just me, or does it look like Nabokov is crying at the end of that video?
Barret Jackman is my hero.
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
by BluesTiger on Dec 5, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
it does to me as well
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Dec 6, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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