One Schrutebuck (+) Available.
For anyone who can (1) identify the source of today's sidebar header quote, (2) correctly identify the quote from averagejoe that explains why it's up there now and (3) provide a suitable substitute that captures the same spirit of the thing.
Winner gets the Schrutebuck. And a sweet GT sticker mailed to them.
Come on people, it's the internet, there's no such thing as a deep reference anymore. First person with the trifecta in the comments wins. GT Staff excluded from this contest. Just because I know it'll piss them off.
Ready?
Go.
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Lets see..
1. The Quote is from Fight Club
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3. A Dildo quote? hmm..
“How do you defend yourself against a man with a Dildo?” – Bruno

Whatever it takes?
can i just have some stickers?
I promise to leave one somewhere public at mizzou
Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan
When you do something good, you will receive 1 Schrute buck. Every 1,000 Schrute bucks equals 1 dollar. For every 5 dollars in Schrute bucks, earns you an extra 5 minutes on your break" “Each Schrute buck has a cash equivalent of 1/100th of a cent”
Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
Somliga tänker på framtiden och upprörd. Fheiceáil de börjar raket och skyddsrum. Fheiceáil De TJ Oshie, börja ett nedfallet tak. "
Amazingly fast work, JoMilla.
Email me (address at the bottom of the page) your mailing address and yourr prize will wing its way to via postal magic.
Same, RFJCC. Just aim that Papes II elsewhere and I’ll send one on.

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