-Apparently Chicago has a very accepting front office as they seem to have an awfully high number of homosexuals playing for their team
-In the time since Joel Quennville left St. Louis, he has done unspeakable acts to children
-All it takes to score on a power play is to constantly shoot the puck even if someone is in front of you (apparantly time/space rips and the puck will phase through defenders)
-The economic crisis must be hitting Chicago hard as I was told many of their fans are unemployed and have had to resort to giving fellatio and performing acts of sodomy for money
-All of the Blues current troubles can be solved by Cam Janssen playing more
-Patrick Kane's parents attempted to abort him as a child but he survived
-Jonathon Toews was apparantly born a mutated flipper baby
-The Blues have lost the last couple games before last night because they didn't finish their checks
-All children who are Blackhawks fans apparantly live with abusive parents in trailer homes
-The NHL does not discriminate against the blind as they employ several blind persons to officiate their games
-Bill Wirtz is a meth addict who acquired the team through a deal with satan which causes him to now have no soul