Randy Moller, broadcaster for the Panthers, has a keen grasp on pop culture with his goal...

Randy Moller, broadcaster for the Panthers, has a keen grasp on pop culture with his goal calls.

Annoying? Funny? You be the judge

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how much lsd does this man do?

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Feb 15, 2009 1:52 PM CST reply actions

lmao I love this guy! can we have him? Florida can have John AND Bernie!

speaking of “She Blinded Me With Science”, Steve Ewing is a big fan of Thomas Dolby, but he says that’s the worst song he’s ever done lol. a sweet cover of Dolby’s “Airwaves” can be found on Ewing’s latest cd “Common Side Effects”

by Dooks on Feb 15, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions

Two words for this . . .

FUCKING. HILARIOUS.

Not always am I a fan of Dan LeBatard’s ideas . . . but he’s the guy who put Randy Moller (former NHL’er, by the way) up to this, and it is GOLD!

“AND I DRAW DING DONGS ON PEOPLE!”

"Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile." -- Vince Lombardi

(No, I'm not a Packers fan)

by Donut King on Feb 15, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions

Yeah, I love it — especially for that market.

Only call I think he needs to add: “It takes the lotion and puts it in the basket!”

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by Dominik on Feb 16, 2009 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

I saw a thing on this guy on the NHL Network.

This started as a listerner-suggestions from a radio call-in show. The ‘make me a bicycle, clown!’ was the one that got me.

SWYD

by gallagher on Feb 15, 2009 3:45 PM CST reply actions

I also think this is fucking hilarious… but then again I’m somewhat deranged and maybe slightly mentally retarded.

I like the one where he says “Oakland face with an LA booty” PWAHAHAHa

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Feb 15, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply actions

whatever it’s the other way around, i always mix it up.

anyways i think a good one would be “thats what she said” HAHAHA

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Feb 15, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions

Reminds me of the old Penguins PBP guy

Wacka wacka.

I love the guy.

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Feb 15, 2009 7:10 PM CST reply actions

Haha

That guy did own. "Michael, Michael motorcycle, Lemieux scores!

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Feb 15, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions

My fave from the Pens PBP guy . . .

“AWWWWW, SCRATCH MY BACK WITH A HACKSAW!!!!!”

"Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile." -- Vince Lombardi

(No, I'm not a Packers fan)

by Donut King on Feb 16, 2009 12:05 AM CST up reply actions