look what I found at the dentist! I ripped this article out of an old SI magazine.
almost 3 years ago
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in case you can’t see the questions/answers of Patrik Berglund:
q: celebrity crush?
a: Jennifer Aniston
q: _ really makes me go hmmm…
a: disasters
q: I’d never date someone who..
a: has a bad personality.
q: real men dont…
a: cry
q; I’d like to buy ____ from an infomercial
a: A combo iron and vacuum cleaner
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
along with the rest of the league
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
im jealous
all my dentist has is time and newsweek…usually i end up in the kids section of the waiting room making things out of legos
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
wow!
first I’m mentioned in the gametime paper and now my fanshot is featured! Im flattered! =D
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
I found this article in my oral surgeon’s waiting room. I spent my root canal thinking about how many people would buy a vacuum cleaner / iron from me if i invented it.
I think I’d only sell one.
It wasn't the first time that I read it that did it,
it was your comment that firmly cemented this in my head. I found myself driving on the highway today thinking, “what would a vacuum cleaner/iron even look like?”
SWYD





















