In The Coach's Head

by gallagher on Feb 19, 2009 9:08 AM CST

[Feb. 18, 2009. Columbus, OH. 6pm Central time.]

OK, here we go. Strong start, just like we talked about. Let's get it going here right off the.. what the fuck? Jackman! Great. Just great. Let's just go kill this...

FUCK! And what the hell was that? A cannon? They have a fucking cannon in here?

OK, not a great start, but if we can play tough and keep them off the board for a while. Let's just play hard and finish the period strong.

I should have killed Steve Wagner when I had the chance. It was right there in front of me. No one would have ever known, either. Next time. Next time I will not hesitate.

At least it's the intermission. Time to mete out justice.

God, do I love cop shows. I never would have learned that phonebook trick otherwise. seems like they got the message. Time for a fast start.

Yes! I knew they listened! I just new it! Now, according to plan, they will not let up and allow the quick...

WHAT THE FUCK!

Now what? One more by them and this thing is over. Should I pull Mason now? He has looked kinda shitty. Of course that Holt kid looks like he's pretty good with the bench door.

Shit. We'll stay with him.

Gah. Why, why, why?

"Hey, Holt!"

"Steve Holt!"

"Uh, yeah. Get ready; you're in."

"Steve Holt!

What is wrong with that kid. His name is Chris, isn't it?

Oh yeah. Now he scores. Great hands, Steen. Same shitty timing.

Four minutes left, down by one. What is this, goddamn Ground hog Day?

Note to self: no reading the messageboards tomorrow.

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I came in last night just as Oshie scored. Someone didn’t do a good job of holding down the fort until I got rid of my unexpected company.

There are 2 ways the Blues play this season. Great at the beginning and bad at the end. And, vice versa.

Which will tonight bring? Son #1 has soccer practice so I’ll be here a bit after 8pm (again). I expect y’all to do a better job tonight while I’m out doing my parental duties.

by luvhockey on Feb 19, 2009 9:30 AM CST reply actions

So parents DO have favorites, I knew it!

We’ll do our best.

Fuck Detroit

by Poor College Student on Feb 19, 2009 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

I laughed so hard at the Chris Holt thing HAHAHA

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Feb 19, 2009 9:51 AM CST reply actions

I would like to request

a Steve Holt! tag, please.

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Feb 19, 2009 9:53 AM CST reply actions

that was fun!!

wheres the part were the evil voice inside his head tells him to go kill spider man though??

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Feb 19, 2009 10:38 AM CST reply actions

STEVE HOLT!

Holy shit – I am jealous that the Hawks don’t have someone on the team named Holt.

It’s a well-known fact that Brian Campbell is a never-nude though

www.SecondCityHockey.com

by Killion on Feb 19, 2009 10:38 AM CST reply actions

I thought he just like cutoffs...

YAY TOBIAS

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Feb 19, 2009 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

oh shit! he found ytmnd

everybody run!!!

by Dooks on Feb 19, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions

ive always known about ytmnd..it and 4chan keep me entertained on rainy days

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Feb 19, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions

then you probably know of Ramen, my ex-girlfriend

by Dooks on Feb 19, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions

ENJOY!!!

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Feb 19, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions

Scottrade Center needs a cannon too. Aimed toward section 315 or so. But aim it at the aisle so nobody gets hurt — sort of at the bottom of the aisle.

by Mr. Particle on Feb 19, 2009 12:11 PM CST reply actions