You Write The Comedy - Defeat Edition!

by Brad Lee on Feb 2, 2009 9:59 PM CST

So a shootout loss is like half a win, right? Not when the Wings are involved. Screw those guys. Right in the ear.

In case you don't want to go wading into the 1,000+ comments but you'd like to make a comment about the game or you'd just like to give your comedic twist on a photo from the game, the comments are yours to decipher what's happening in this photo of Chris Osgood and Keith "Blue For At Least A Few More Days" Tkachuk.

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Osgood: Man this almost smells as bad as the rotting corpse of Chris Chelios that has been in the locker room for 3 months

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Feb 2, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions

Yo, Ozzie… I’ll bet my ass smells better than THOSE 1055 COMMENTS ON THE GODDAMN GAME DAY THREAD!!!

Red Wings suck. Hard.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 2, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions

Keith: HEY OZZIE! You want some of this?!

Ozzie: uhh yeah!

Keith: SHIT SHIT SHIT SKATE AWAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Feb 2, 2009 10:08 PM CST reply actions

Ozzie: You never hugged me like you hug Manny.
Walt: Chris … please let me go.
Ozzie: NO!

by averagejoe on Feb 2, 2009 10:09 PM CST reply actions

LOL!!! Awesome!

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Feb 2, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions

Tkachuck: Whoops….not a fart.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Feb 2, 2009 10:10 PM CST reply actions

I’m gonna get all up on Osgood. Maybe show him my “O” face. You know what’s up.
Oh! Oh! Oh!

SWYD

by gallagher on Feb 2, 2009 10:18 PM CST reply actions

+1

For a Drew/Office Space reference. Haha.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Feb 2, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions

AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Feb 2, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions

KT- ::faaarrrrt::
CO- ::sniff sniff:: cheeseburger…fries….root beer….and uhhh……….Krispy Kreme doughnuts?
KT- damn you’re good!

by Dooks on Feb 2, 2009 10:39 PM CST reply actions

I approve this message.

"Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile." -- Vince Lombardi

(No, I'm not a Packers fan)

by Donut King on Feb 3, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions

I told you to pull my finger.....

You didn’t…….I’ll fart on you anyways

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA

by Jstats on Feb 3, 2009 12:48 AM CST reply actions

Damnit ...

You’re NOT my proctologist.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Feb 3, 2009 4:45 AM CST reply actions

I will now give you an olfactory example of your tenure with the Blues. Dick.

by Brad Lee on Feb 3, 2009 8:25 AM CST reply actions

This is made of win...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 3, 2009 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

KT: Get a whiff of that Ozzie!
CO: ::sniff:: Hey, that’s nice! Sweet, yet still manly.
KT: Yeah, it’s AXE. Oshie turned me onto it.
CO: Why did you put it in your pants?
KT: He said that’s how you use it. He also said to use the whole can, but I’m not falling for that. I used just 1/2 can. Stings for a while though — usually stops by the end of the second period.
CO: Um, can you move now? Whistle sounded about 10 seconds ago.

by Mr. Particle on Feb 3, 2009 8:32 AM CST reply actions

Oz: “Man, that old familiar taste. It’s still there.”
Walt: “Fuck off, queen.”

"Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile." -- Vince Lombardi

(No, I'm not a Packers fan)

by Donut King on Feb 3, 2009 9:18 AM CST reply actions