You Write The Comedy Monday

by Brad Lee on Feb 23, 2009 12:09 AM CST

The Blues losing in overtime 1-0 to Nashville Saturday night was a kick in the pants. The photo below of Barret Jackman and Jordin Tootoo is a whole other kind of kick in the pants.

Tell us dear commenters, what the heck is happening/being said/being shrieked in this photo below?

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You may have won the battle by toppling me, Tootoo, but my left foot is about to win the war.

SWYD

by gallagher on Feb 23, 2009 12:21 AM CST reply actions

Sidney Crosby, eat your heart out

Here's what the famous Pulp Fiction line should have been: "Say Detroit again! I dare ya I double dare ya Muthafucker! Say Detroit one more goddamn time!"

by KillerHiller on Feb 23, 2009 12:37 AM CST reply actions

Rey Mysterio taught me the 619…prepare to die bitch

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Feb 23, 2009 12:57 AM CST reply actions

Dude...

now my foot smells like Kelly Pickler.

by JGB on Feb 23, 2009 1:02 AM CST reply actions

OOOOOOOO ewww!!!! lol

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Feb 23, 2009 8:14 AM CST up reply actions

This is made of win...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 23, 2009 7:12 PM CST up reply actions

Fucking cabbage

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Feb 23, 2009 1:02 AM CST reply actions

Jackman: Take it all in, ladies…

Girl Sporting the Oh-Face: Oh my, Mr. Jackman…I do believe you’re giving me the vapors!

Secretly Sexually-Confused “Boyfriend” of Girl Sporting the Oh-Face: (gasp!) Jordin Tootoo just looked at me! And — was that a wink? I think I just got winked at by Jordin Tootoo! Ohmygod-ohmygod-ohmygod-ohmygod-ohmygod!!!!!

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Feb 23, 2009 1:44 AM CST reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hatred Walking

by Doc Whiskey on Feb 23, 2009 7:22 AM CST reply actions

Jax: Damnit! This ain’t gonna hurt Tootoo! What the fuck was I THINKING?!?!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Feb 23, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions

this:

by Dooks on Feb 23, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions

Jackman should have yelled two two.

(Get it? From Caddyshack when Rodney says “I should have yelled two” instead of “four” when the golfball hit Judge Schmels in the nuts) .

by Laurabeth on Feb 23, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions

J-MAN: How drunk was I to get something like this?

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TUTU: TRY ALL YA’ WANT IT AIN’T GONNA HURT CUZ THERES NOTHING THERE!

Here's what the famous Pulp Fiction line should have been: "Say Detroit again! I dare ya I double dare ya Muthafucker! Say Detroit one more goddamn time!"

by KillerHiller on Feb 23, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply actions