Tuesday Morning Dump
Happy Fat Tuesday everyone. I think that's as good of an excuse to drink on a weeknight as any. Oh, and the Blues are playing tonight which lately has caused many to drink. But enough of my words, let's get to other people's. Here are today's links.
Blues news
- The obvious news is that the Note will host the Phoenix Coyotes. The Yotes are just one point ahead of the Blues in the Western Conference, that is to say this is a big game for both teams.
- They're BACK! Yan Stastny and his sweet fro is back from conditioning and Tyson Strachan is back ... although did he ever really leave?
- Carlo Colaiacovo enjoys not being criticised constantly in St. Louis.
- The Coyotes have been having some cash flow issues lately.
- Five for Howling has a list of things the Coyotes must do to make the playoffs. Beating the Blues is one of them.
- After pouting his way out of St. Louis, Manny Legace is being a good teammate in Peoria.
- The trade deadline is a week away. Get used to seeing stuff like this. Please, for your sanity take all rumors with a grain of salt. Some writers really don't know shit.
In other hockey news
- The New York Rangers fired Tom Renney. Former Tampa Bay Lightning coach John Tortorella will take over.
- The New York Rangers Blog can't wait for Tortorella's post-game pressers.
- In the one game on the slate last night, the Sharks beat the Stars 1-0.
- Marty Brodeur is ready to come back. After the success of Scott Clemmensen, I think he has to prove that he is not just a system goalie.
- And with that, my fantasy team is fucked. Well it already was anyway but ...
- Oh Gary, you keeping doing what you do well. Like talk out your ass.
- This year's trade deadline could be fun since no one is really out of it.
- Full schedule of tonights games here. My game to watch if you are a traitor and aren't watching the Blues ... Canucks and Montreal. What can I say, I like Canada.
Other news too good not to share:
- In college I worked at Sears for rent money. I learned to hate old people. This is one of the reasons why.
- And I'm proud to be an American ... where out fat people ride in trucks. That's a lot of munchies right there. (Tip o' the hat to PCS)
- Perhaps the one thing I miss about getting ready for high school: Art Holliday. Side note: A friend of mine confirms that Art is a nice dude of the air as well. (Thanks to gallagher for passing this my way)
Video goodness to get you through the work day.
Hopefully that tides you guys over until lunch. Remember, if you want to see your name in print like PCS and Gallagher, send links to gametimelinks (at) gmail.com See you in the GTD. GO BLUES!
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Can we assume that this quote is from our Carnie?
Posted in the Peoria PJStar
“Mr. Kessler
As one of Manny’s many, many fans from Michigan, I’m writing to commend you on your accurate and fairhanded assessment of Manny Legace. He is, indeed, a forthright, humble, hardworking individual without a shred of arrogance.
Thank you for the article. I do miss him”
How can I get my cousin to....
stand behind my goal like in that video so I can plunk him? He needs killin and I’m not sure I can fool him into standing where I want him.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
I can think of several folks I'd like that to happen to . . .
complete with deflection, so it looks like a TOTAL ACCIDENT!
I’m not demonic or anything. I just think about these things from time to time.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Best plunking at a Blues game I attended was.....
way back in 80s. Puck comes off the ice along the blue line and heads into the crowd. Most everyone ducks but one fool goes for the one handed snag. Him misjudges the speed of the puck and it ricochets off his gourd and lands at his feet. He grabs up the puck and shows it off to the applauding crowd and then start the Q gomer side step shuffle.
Down goes Frazier!!!
I was wondering how he had absorbed the blow from the puck and still managed to stay up but it was just a delayed cranial response. He started bleedin out like a stuck hog from a big ole gash in the side of his head.
Ushers rush down to retrieve the goof when the PA announces that Dr. Smith needs to get his azz to first aid. Never saw the guy again that game.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
That reminds me when I hit my head on the goal post during a soccer game. I stumbled around thinking the world was melting before passing out.
I was never the same after that….
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
Averagejoe:
And with that, my fantasy team is fucked.
Mine, too, brother. Mine, too.
Let's go Blues!!!

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