Blues Kick The Dog; Two Points Out.

by gallagher on Mar 1, 2009 12:55 AM CST

We learned a few things during the 3-1 win tonight:

The Coyotes' third jerseys look like they were designed by someone who had no idea what the rest of the uniform would look like. Hideous. Absolute breathing abortions.
If not already on board, it's time to start believing in the Blues. Teams continue to be surprised by how hard they work.Teams who deserve to be beaten.
Brad Lee was right; Wayne Gretzky now looks like a 45-year-old woman. Gretz, less plastic surgery, less coaching, more being a living legend. Call Lemieux and ask him what up.

Two points separate five teams in the West. It's going to get a lot more crazy before it gets less crazy.

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The Blues are:

Red Dragons

5 votes

Better than TJ Oshie's Rock Band rendition of 'Wonderwall"

14 votes

100% Tits

36 votes

Driving me to drink. In a good way for once.

37 votes

92 votes | Poll has closed

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a member of the 2009 Chaminide High School Trivia Nigh Championship team. There were two hockey questions. I got one right, Gift got the other.

And watching the last five minutes of the game at Lester’s on Clayton drove me to drink. So I voted for that.

Rumor has it, Gallagher didn’t even watch the end of the game.

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Mar 1, 2009 12:58 AM CST reply actions

Rumor also has it

that you’re posting while drunk.

Which we kind of encourage, now that I think about it.

SWYD

by gallagher on Mar 1, 2009 1:05 AM CST up reply actions

Did someone

say something about a drinking problem?

I’m an alcoholic with a hockey problem.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Mar 1, 2009 1:08 AM CST up reply actions

just following

company policiy

sir

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Mar 1, 2009 1:11 AM CST up reply actions

This is awesome

I’ll feel better if we catch at least two more teams before our next loss.

And holy shit did you see the spanking circa ‘80s and Cheveldale the Red Wings received from the Nashville "We’re hoping to score more than two goals in any game" Predators tonight. Holy shit. I was rooting for the Red Wings but if they had to lose to a team we’re chasing then I’m glad it felt like getting kicked in the teeth.

by Henry Miller's Used Penis on Mar 1, 2009 1:02 AM CST reply actions

This is a lot of fun.

It makes the Patrick Lalime and Jay McKee days seem like ancient history.

by BoylenOver on Mar 1, 2009 1:37 AM CST reply actions

You, sir,

Could not be more correct.

SWYD

by gallagher on Mar 1, 2009 1:42 AM CST up reply actions

Guys that were not part of last night's game:

Timofei Shiskabob
Reinhard Divis
Mike Kitchen
Petr Cajanek
Ville Niemenin
Martin Rucinsky
Christian Backman
Vladimir Orszagh

This list, in and of itself, is indicative of forward progress for the organization

Fuck Detroit

by Poor College Student on Mar 1, 2009 1:51 AM CST up reply actions

Phoenix has to be bad

forever and ever you should always beat this team. Similar to the Wild, Panthers, Sharks, Lightning and Nashville. Kill them all.

How the fuck does a team eat so much dick with Gretzky as coach? Incredible.

Beating Me Is Tougher Then A Dog In A Bathtub. Confused? Check out this link for an explanation:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dog%20In%20A%20Bath%20Tub

by Answer Man on Mar 1, 2009 9:31 AM CST reply actions

I love the smell of coyote flesh in the morning

It smells like……….

like…..

Victory!!!!!

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Mar 1, 2009 4:34 PM CST reply actions