The Stars At Night Are Big And.... Your GDT
by gallagher on Mar 10, 2009 7:00 PM CDT
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PrintDallas Stars at St. Louis Blues, Mar 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT
That crazy song about Texas used to work a lot better for the Dallas Stars than it does now. Back when they had Captain Twitchy Derian Hatcher to blast guys and Brett Hull was filling the goal rather than filling his belly up in the box where the co-general managers chill out.
"I'm just saying, Hullie, my whole pizza was here, I left, I come back and you're here, but the whole pizza is gone..."
Back when Mike Modano was Mike Modano and Ed Belfour was BLEEEAAAARGGGHHHing his way across the NHL.
Back before Stars fans had to pretend that Brendan Morrow was going to be the next great player and before Marty Turco wasn't almost expected to crumble under pressure.
Morrow, who Stars fans love, has scored only 173 NHL goals in 591 games and averages about .65 points per game. He's out for the season after knee surgery.
Of course, the Blues have fallen a long way since those days, too.
Now both teams are outside the playoff picture looking in and tonight's two points could vault the stars back into the top eight or the Blues into the 11th spot, just two points out of the playoffs.
The Blues knocked off the Stars 3-1 in Dallas just a week and a half ago and beat them here in St. Louis 6-1 back in October when they had guys like Paul Kariya, Manny Legace and Eric Brewer in the lineup. This game is going to have to be more like the gritty, never-say-die battle that was won on Feb 26 if the Note really want these two points.
The game is at 7:30 and will be on KMOX for you old-schoolers, on FSN-Midwest for you traditionalists and hopefully someone will fire up an internet feed for you new-schoolers/out of towners.
If you want to see how the other half lives, check out Defending Big D. There won't be any commenter field trip tonight, as their readers didn't really appreciate our efforts last time. But you know, you can check it out if you just want to see how they feel about the game. Or why they love Brendan Morrow so much. Or Steve Ott. yes, they love Steve Ott. Weirdos.
That's all well and good and no matter how you follow the game, this is your Game Day Thread.
Let's Go Blues!
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LET'S GO BLUES
Dallas sucks.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
Damn...
Dan got in before me.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
Theres a kid on my floor who likes the stars....
he’s a little bitch…therefore Blues > Stars
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Whether the Blues win or lose
I think you owe it to yourself to hit him with a shoe.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
he doesnt leave the room very often
i really dont want to wait for him to show up
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Just keep a shoe handy for whenever you run into him...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Go throw the circuit back and forth on his room
he’ll come out.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
My suggestion...
is to give the ‘ol North Co door knob treatment. Grab your favorite tube sock, remove the door knob from your door. Drop said knob into sock. Swing sock at jerk off Stars fan’s face. Put door knob back on door.
Done and Done.
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couldnt i put anything in that sock?
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Come on, Blues, be a man...see Marvin's Room.
Let’s hope this is the start of a long, LOOOOOONNNGGG win streak culminating in the hoisting of a comically oversized trophy. Just because the players have to take it one game at a time doesn’t mean I have to, do I?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
"Playoffs... PLAYOFFS???"
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions
Oh and, Dooks – going back to the last thread, I settled on Mario Bros. Lost Levels. That game is fucking difficult! I don’t know if it’s just that hard or if it’s because, unlike with the original, I don’t have older cousins playing the shit out of it and revealing all the techniques. But I just spent over an hour and a half on World 8 and I never even reached the castle. Still doesn’t hold a candle to the ‘official’ Super Mario Bros. 2 though. That game was the best.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
anyone see the blues scramble on the jumbo tron?
its got like 5 k’s in it…I wonder who that could be?
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Ready and waiting
Storms a blowin’ Temp has dropped almost 10 degrees in 15 minutes.
It should be hockey weather by the second period.
that or
a tornado will carry you off to the land of oz
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Battin down the hatches luv
72F here today, nice and sunny,
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
haha
remember last time when turco fucked his team in the ass? Cause i do…
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
turco was a helicopter the other night
boy got caught out of the net a couple times
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Over-under on posts/crossbars hit by the Stars tonight?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
We'll say three (3) for the game. Your move.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
Ahh, a must win, big pressure game.
Please, God, don’t let it be like Saturday.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
no kidding
i cant afford to get banned from another blog
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
LOL.
If you were to get banned from their’s, would you REALLY be that upset?
Slightly off this topic, anyone ever notice how Turco’s eyes are crossed? Maybe if we move fast enough, we’ll confuse him. He won’t know which Backes to stop.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Idk
it might lead to me getting fully banned from SBN
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Do they have a number you can get banned from before you get the boot? If so, I’d just view that as having a quota to fill.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Live the dream man.....
live the dream HAHAHA
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Is it me or does Bernie's nose
get bigger and bigger each game? It’s almost a honker. long ways to go for Steen terrritory.. I thought it was your ears the kept growing as you got old?
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
I don't look at the screen
when those two are on. Cannot STAND to watch JK go all BAZOOKA-EYED at me.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
GAME ON!
Fuck Detroit/Chicago/Nashville/Columbus/Dallas
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
It's not that we didn't enjoy your company....
I just don’t think my guys were ready for such lively commenting.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
Y'all got caught in a shitstorm then?
That’s understandable. We have that effect on people.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Backes baby
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Holy SHIT ON ME.
That was QUICK.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
HOLY SHIT
THAT was quick
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Get out of my head.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Love the old school Sir Paul comment.....
That really is CLASSIC
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Danke!
A page with Beatles quotes came up when I was mussing with StumbleUpon the other day – I saw that one and the first thought that came into my mind was “perfect sig.”
Followed promptly, of course, by Fuck Detroit.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
MOTHER FUCKER FUCK YEA DAVID BACKES!!!
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
boy is on a tear
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
How many assholes has...
Backes torn this year?
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
"David Backes wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."
KING OF THE WORLD, BABY! KING OF THE WORLD!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
YEAAAAHHH
David Backes eats coal and shits diamonds!
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
hotter than a nun's crotch
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
hildymac...
I think i know why turco is cross-eyed.
Maybe his eyes just got stuck there.
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
Sooo
who’s making the ‘David Backes Does Dallas Poster’ tonight?
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Dude . . .
I think you just nominated yourself.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Ahhhhhh . . .
I might have PhotoShop, but like hell if I know how to use it properly.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Damnit Walt!
PeeKay time.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
fuckin penalties
they make less sense than religion
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
He would've been better off . . .
passing it before Robidas got down. Could’ve set up a possible give-and-go.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
indeed
but he needs more blood and scoring a shortie on turco would grant him access to all 4 pints
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
That's where the give-and-go comes in.
Get him to move laterally.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Crap... nice defense by Robidas there...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
PERowned
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
FRENCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAD COFFEE WITH MACAULEY A HALF AN HOUR AGO!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
FRENCHIE!!!!
I GO TO WORK LIKE A DOCTOR!!!
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
Did you see/hear the new one
posted by Johnny Hangover today?
My list has been added to.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Not yet...
I need to check that out; I gave up porn for Lent, so I need something to watch between periods… ;-)
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmmmmm . . .
there’s a Bonerama reference in that clip. I wouldn’t want to screw up your 40 days of blah there.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Dah-veeed!
This is going to be a good game. As much as I want to see Kovy rip the Avs a new one, um… I refuse to change this channel.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
gonna get bloody fast
Once the Blues ring up 4
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Apparently all it took was 2.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Perrin muscles through.
Yes I said it…muscles through!
F’ yeah!
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
Nice muscle job
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
KICK HIS ASS FRAGILE JAY!!!!!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Jack 'im up, Fragile Jay...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
Pussy.
That was a clean hit, for God’s sake. Stop getting all pissy when someone’s hit ok.
If Scott Stevens still played, this wouldn’t be an issue, because he’d break the man who tried to pull that with him.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Just ask Eric Lindros.
If you can get him to speak coherently.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
*snort*
Speaking of fragility…
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
CHORTLE!
/chortles
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Eric is a hat rack i hear now
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
He and his brother . . .
make for a nice luxury headache pair.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
I think Mckee almost turtled
but he caught himself before he looked like a total pussy
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
quasi turtle
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
haha sotherby just go his salad TOSSED
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Hasta la vista, Goon-erby...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he'll write
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
That's Chris Conner, late of the Peoria Rivermen, serving the minor...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
by the way
im heckling the fuck out of the dallas kid on my floor
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
As you should.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
How many SOG does Dallas have?
Like 1?
Make that 2.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Speaking of Backes...
…did anyone else hear in NPR this morning that today is Chuck Norris’ birthday?
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Saw it in the paper
Chuck gettin up there
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
NPR . . .
is what again?
(kidding)
If I listened to it I’d probably have caught it.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Chuck Norris does not age...
…time flees from him in abject terror.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Winchester, ya slug...
…you’re lucky that ain’t a penalty shot.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
forgot to pull up the anchor on that one
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Hot damn! I start 10 minutes in and we’re already up 2 to zip.
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah.
Bu you know how this club is with a 2-goal lead.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Reverse Jinx?
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
I thought they had to be in the 3rd
With 2:30something to go
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
True.
But it’s worth saying anyway.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Don’t fuck it up, boys!
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Stars, smars
Kick their azzes all over the ice
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Agreed.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Hello people!
Any links for an out-of-towner?
by Marcus E Pettersson on Mar 10, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
hello marcus, no link that ive seen yet sorry
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Aaah, piss on Morrow, Zubov and whoever-the-hell else JK was making excuses for...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
someone pencil in ott for an azzbeatin
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
i said it once and ill say it again
R KELLY TIME!!!
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Landon Wilson???
He’s still alive?
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Micheal landon died years ago
After humping half of L.A.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
but what a way to go
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Pa, Pa... there's a fire in the barn...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, wherever averagejoe is, good job posting the link about early scoring. Seems to have fired the boys up.
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
THE RIFLE HITS THE TARGET BABY!!!!
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
HA!
Three-goose egg!
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Way to make up for the lazy penalty, Winchester...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
HOLY FUCK
This is amazing
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Winny!!!
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
WINCHESTER CATHEDRAL!!!!!!
I’M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Oh-boe-dee-oh-doe...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YES
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
SHOW US YOUR TITS
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Tuesday night at the dancehall
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Winchester!
I’M A LEAD FARMER
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions
Long ass fight, that is
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
Cam for the marathon win
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Cam's gonna have to ice his hand...
…he must have hit Barch in the helmet about a dozen times in that one.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
Them helmets hurt
The old CCM helmets really opened up the digits
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Downey's cut. And Cam is waving away the refs.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
dont stop the fight untill the other guys dead
-Cam Janssen
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
GOALIE CHANGE
…..already…..Damn……..
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
GOALIE SWITCH!!!
TURCO GETS RAPED OUT OF THE GAME!!!!
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Tuuurrrr...coooo. Tuuurrrr...coooo.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
HA.
We scared away Turco. What happened last time Stephan was in goal? Didn’t we molest him too?
BTW, horrible mask, kid.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
It’s like he didn’t have any time to paint his mask so he settled on the 50 cent temporary tattoo vending machine.
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
That’s certainly spot on.
“Oh, crap – I’ll be playing this season? I have to paint this thing? Damn! Hand me that Sharpie and some glitter!”
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Would a BeDazzler
work on a goalie mask??
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Mar 10, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey they brought in Tobias! He’s the world’s first analyst and therapist, don’t you know.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
If Gandhi were a Smurf...
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
JK, you might want to mention that the Blues have a Swiss goalie, too...
…that is, if you were one-tenth the hockey analyst your father was.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
Bye byes
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
He certainly is very metrosexual, isn't he?
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Hi my name is Chris Mason
and i will be raping you tonight…i hope you enjoy it
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
PeePee
Hooking on D
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Since we’re on the PP again,
Does anybody have a clue wherever that goofy-ass powerplay “dance” came from?
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
No clue here
Can I haz me one more goal
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
knock knock
-whos there?
- It’s R. Kelly and it’s PP time!
- Ok let me grab my smock
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
I don’t know about the rest of you, but a 4 goal first just sounds better.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
3-goal first sounds cool.
But yeah. That’s affirmative, Duke.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
This song isn't really applicable to a fight.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Yeah.
That tune is applicable to 80’s parties and strip clubs. Not to hockey games.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Especially when a quarter of our guys...
… weren’t born when it was released.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Great point.
I was, maybe, two when that song came out.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
I was about 4 I think...
Does that make us old?
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Aw, hell.
Just when I get done spending the day around high schoolers… this happens.
I’m 27 and I feel like Gramma Moses.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Well. I've aged quickly.
So I dunno. Case-by-case, I guess.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Bunch'a friggin' kids...
I’ll be forty-eight in August, dammit.
hildy, I remember when Paul McCartney actually said that quote in your sig…
You’re only as old as you feel.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
You win that one.
My 10-year reunion is coming up this summer. It’s my first sign of feeling old.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Im not sure what DP says but he sure pizzes goalies off
Is he a yapper or does he just have that look that cranks folks up?
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
he keeps telling them that their mother was a hamster and their daddy smelled of elderberries
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
ZING!
+1
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
He won’t let Turco see his grail.
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Thus far, we seem very lively. Let’s hope the intermission does nothing to phase it
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Um refs
why wasnt there a penalty when perron got molested in the dallas zone??
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Janssen yelling at someone.
Oh hell yes. There WILL be a throwdown in the last 40 minutes somewhere.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
There will be blood
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Mar 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Only if Murray will play him more than 20 secs.
by Marcus E Pettersson on Mar 10, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't need more than 5 seconds.
And it’ll be on, dude.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
haha
the dallas kid on my floor went to watch the game elsewhere…
Game, Set and Match RFJCC
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
YES!
CHAMPION!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
caught up on the thread
holy shit what a start. lets not get lazy and go for the jugular. i want a bloodbath.
you rickroll'd me like twice
never again. never again will i hear that song. oh and meat spin. that taught me.
the detroit fans have learned the same lesson
probably half the reason why im banned
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
I learned this rather quickly
I wait until there are a few comments before I decide. I’m thinking, based on Marcus’ remark—-I’ll pass
...that's...
I don’t even know what to say…
by Marcus E Pettersson on Mar 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh.My.God.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Mar 11, 2009 5:08 AM CDT up reply actions
everytime i see that Ribeiro guy on dallas, i get the silver spoons song stuck in my head , i think alfonso was his name
Wow.
I’d forgotten how damn funny that show was.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
i love that show
singing the theme song at random moments is a hobby of mine
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Is it bad when someone from high school that you can’t remember asks you to be friends on Facebook, and the first thing you think is “Who the fuck is that??”
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
no
i do that all the time an im a freshman in college
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Ok.
I feel much better, since I graduated 10 years ago.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Remember people from high school?
I knew everyone at one time. Now I’m lucky if I can find the high school.
The math is to big to figure out how many years ago I graduated.
I do remember our class was 444.
Having gone to a school of 400 . . .
that’s never a problem. Everyone knew me, I knew everyone.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
That was half of my graduating class.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Marty Turco says . . .
I’m a SAAAAAAAAAAD PANDA.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Yeah, just what they need... another washed-up NHL'er to take minutes away from Holt...
Great.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
It's cute...
… how Turco won’t take his gloves off.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
GAME ON!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
i dont want to say turco sucks...
but a pimp just called and asked if he was available for some work after the gamae
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Having trouble scoring? In a slump?
Call TURCO!!!
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
perron picks up a minor?
where’s To Catch a Predator??
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Dumb penalty, Frenchie.
Go to the SinBin now.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
i dont have anything good to spam them with
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
crap, dayum rookie
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Fuckers.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
FUCKASS!
Back to that dreaded 2-goal lead.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
James NEal
2nd only to Bobby Ryan in rookie biscuits in the basket
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
FUCK SALT!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Deader than a damn doornail.
It’s like they think this thing is decided already.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
u can hear the mice farting even there
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Son of a bitch... the "Now Playing" Curse strikes again...
Guess which Stars’ rookie was the subject of tonight’s “Now Playing” piece in the paper…
:-(
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
Damnit, Wied!
Actually . . . I didn’t know such a curse existed until now.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
It's been happening a lot lately...
In the last Phoenix game, I profiled Boedker. He scores.
In the Rangers’ game, I profiled Korpikoski. He scores.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Well shit, dude.
You’re just gonna have to choose the most inconspicuous guy on the other side from now on, I guess.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Yeah, I was actually this close to profiling Conner for tonight...
…what the the Peoria connection and all, but I went for the easy layup in Neal.
I feel shame.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Think of it this way . . .
You’ve got a whole month to redeem yourself.
It’s cool.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
as i said before...
i need material, i dont have anything to annoy dallas fans with
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
i went to TX once when I was 18
A man in a smokey bear hat yelled at me for 6 weeks and then i escaped on a bus to MS. MS was worse
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Could RFJCC be considered the Cam Janssen of Game Time?
by Cornwallis Hankey on Mar 10, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
More like Hinote.
The pest everyone else loves to hate but we love to have.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Errrrr . . .
when he’s healthy, anyway.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields