I am deeply saddened to announce that I must give up on my campaign to be banned from every hockey blog excluding Saint Louis Game Time. It seems that everyone outside of STLGT and a few others(Gay clown, the folks at Fear The Fin) did not see the lighter side of such a quest and decided to call in the big guns here at SB Nation. Now I'm sure some of you would say " Fuck them RFJCC, go out in a blaze of spamming glory" but I love this site too much to deny myself the constant waste of time it provides on a daily basis. Though I truly love disturbing everyone else's shit on game day, this site is like a can of gasoline on my burning love for the game of hockey and it is for such reasons that I will now offer myself up to the light side of the internet force. Juan and Brad my skills are now at your full disposal to do good and not evil, spread cheer and not videos of spinning meat. Carnie I'm sure you will be violently enraged by this announcement, but this is the way it has to be and if my fucked up mind can understand that, it should be no problem for you. To the sites I spammed, fuck you I enjoyed every minute of making you clean up the mess I made of your sites. Jaun and Brad when you need me you know where to find me, right next to the keg.
-Hey AM, if i win the failed blog contest three tickets will be coming your way. I dont even have 5 friends to take anyway.