Bergie got one, so Osh gets one too

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And for long may he reign!

Fuck Detroit

by Poor College Student on Mar 15, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions

I rec'd

this shit. Because Oshie is the King of St. Louis.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Mar 16, 2009 12:20 AM CDT reply actions

In the 60s I worshipped Clapton as God

There is a new messiah come to save the Blues. I bow now to the Kamikaze Kid from the barren plain.

Huger than Rosie O’Porkchop’s azz,
Braver than Audie Murphy,
Hustles like a crazed weasel,
Tougher than a Sizzler steak,

unto thee we behold our new savior

OSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Mar 16, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions

Go For Osh!!!

Maybe it’s too early to say for sure, but I think we’ve got our new Doug Gilmour here.

As long as we can keep him away from the teeny-bopper babysitters, we’ll be in good shape.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 18, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions

I actually thought to myself that he’s like Claude Lemieux but without the fighting.
someone who doesn’t score every night but still makes an impact every game.
someone who’ll be a key component in a playoff run.
someone who finishes his checks more often than not.
someone who can get a clutch goal when you need it.
someone every team hates to play against, but wants him on their team

by Dooks on Mar 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions

Also on the plus side, he's

someone who isn’t nearly as fugly as Claude Lemieux.

I mean I wouldn’t be afraid to get the Osh’s autograph, cuz I’m not worried about turning to stone if I look at his face. Claude Ledusa, man.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Mar 20, 2009 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions

Newt!!!!

Flashback to Lonesome Dove movie, sorry

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions