Blues in Cal-Gary Tonight: Do Not Look Directly At Olli Jokinen

by gallagher on Mar 20, 2009 3:00 PM CDT

With Mike Ricci out of the league, Rod Brind'amour out for the season and Chris Chelios being removed from the running due to his professional status, the title of Ugliest Man In Hockey has fallen to one of tonight's opponents, Olli Jokinen.

Since we all know you're just trying to kill off the waning hours of a Friday anyway, we thought we'd give you a little arts and crafts to work on:

How To Draw Olli Jokinen

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This is the handiwork of a brilliant (we assume, we can't read it) site called Viivaa Ja Kirjaimia.

Feel free to scan and upload your attempts in the FanShots section, or if you have similar talents, fire up a How To Draw Jarome Iginla (which we assume will just be a giant smile and could then easily also be called How To Draw Craig Conroy) or How To Draw Miikka Kipprusoff (which we assume will just be a big beard and could easily also be called How To Draw Chris Mason).

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by Dooks on Mar 20, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions

Hmmm....

…not feminine enough.

by Rich of GASL on Mar 20, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions

Ollie is

one butt ugly human. Some definate inbreeding going on there.

The roof parts tonight and a blue bolt of light enters and miracles our buttz. We clobber the Bic’s 3-1. Mason stands on his polished dome for a near shutout.

Walt returns with a huge cast and monkey kung fu’s Igenla, splitting his helmet like a coconut.

Frenchie DP takes on half the Flames bench after being dumped over the boards.

Epic night as we march into the playoffs, skating over bodies as we go.

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Mar 20, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions

Let’s put the Red Wings aside for tonight in favor of this temporary slogan:

[Bleep] Mike Keenan!

by HallPlante on Mar 20, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions

ugliest man in hockey

Ever get a good look at Ovechkin? He could star in the Geico caveman commercials without any prep.

by blackhawk fan 84 on Mar 20, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions

Quite true.

But Jokinen is a horror show.

SWYD

by gallagher on Mar 20, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions

i really felt like putting together a 4-step drawing of a penis with red hair, but...eh.

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Mar 20, 2009 11:27 PM CDT reply actions