You Write The Comedy - Victory Wednesday Edition

by Brad Lee on Mar 25, 2009 2:00 PM CDT

On the Blues' second goal in Tuesday's 2-0 win over the Los Angeles Kings, the Blues had a rather young lineup on the ice.

Patrik Berglund
TJ Oshie
David Perron
Roman Polak
Barret Jackman

The average age of those five players: 22.4. Jackman is the elder statesman who just turned 28 last week. As you might expect, there was some youthful exuberance after the goal. With three home games in five days, you might imagine that the insane people who put stuff up on this site might be a little busy with the fan-run paper we sell outside home games. So to fill a little bit of your afternoon, tell us in the comments what might be happening in this photo of the youngsters celebrating.

"I can't wait to put this on my Facebook page!"

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No comedy here...

Just pure jubilation.

It’s great to see the fans behind the glass living and dying with this team.

I haven’t felt this good about my hockey team in a long time, whether they make the playoffs or not.

This team is a fucking joy to watch, no doubt about it.

March on, boys!!!

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

by HuntsvilleBlues on Mar 25, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions

Hooray!

Team party at Chuck E. Cheese after the game!

by Rich of GASL on Mar 25, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions

Waving Lady: “Hi Jackman! Hi Jackman! Hi Jackman! Why aren’t you saying hi back?!”

This picture is epic.

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Mar 25, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions

The guy directly above Perron

A. Is being robbed at gunpoint.
B. Was frozen in carbonite before the game.
C. Got left hanging while his buddy is high fiving some stranger the next row up and probably didn’t even buy a round that night. Dick.

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Mar 25, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions

B it is.

Dude is a statue worthy of Greek fame

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Mar 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah, that guy really has the pose down. And to maintain it amid all that commotion! Though I guess the carbonite helped.

Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Mar 26, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions

D. Is using his “Pure Power” pinwheel to hide his true feelings about the cluster of nubile 20-somethings gathering before him.

by -Jessica- on Mar 25, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions

“Walt say the fake IDs arrived! He say they look great! He take us to the Landings!”

Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Mar 25, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

As James Carville said in Old School

We have no response. That was perfect.

SWYD

by gallagher on Mar 25, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions

Too easy.

Technoviking: “FUCK YEAH! I WON THE BERMUDA CUP! COUGH IT UP, TEEJ!”
Teej, Frenchie, Roman, Jax (in unison): “Blow it outcher ass, Swede.”

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Mar 25, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions

Hey Perron,

Easy with the squeezing.

by Bleedbluecp2 on Mar 25, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions

Love, exciting and new,

Come aboard.
We’re expecting you.
Love, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow,
it floats back to you.

The Love Boat
soon will be making another run.
The Love Boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.

It’s Looooove!
Welcome aboard – It’s Looooove!

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Mar 25, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions

Where is Oshie’s stick?

You are a cock,

by Genetic Mutation on Mar 25, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions

he left it in front of the net

by nks on Mar 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions

Dudes with striped shirts and pornstaches can only watch helplessly as yet another unsuspecting cougar is devoured by the Ghost of Hockey Future.

by Angst vorm Nichts on Mar 25, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions

oh my god… ROTFL!!!!

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Mar 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions

Jackman, gitcher ass outta here, Grampa...

…send Woywitka or Coca-Cola out with the rest of the Pepsi Generation.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions

Creeper in the striped shirt: Who knew you could get this kind of young boy on boy action without risking an FBI seizure of your computer and a federal indictment? Score! (To woman next to him) Hey, does NAMBLA know about this team?

Woman: Security? Right here! Please! Protect the children!

by -Jessica- on Mar 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions