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We're hard at work putting together the paper for tomorrow's home game against the Columbus BJs, but we couldn't help but put this up for your comment when we found it in our archives.
What the hell are David Backes, BJ Crombeen and David Perron doing and/or saying here?

Let us know in the comments, would you?
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Perron: Holy shit! You’re packing some serious heat there, Beener!
BJ: But that’s not mine…
Backes: Drink it in, boys. If you think that’s big, you ought to see the coin purse…
Fuck and Detroit go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Only Peanut Butter and Jelly are good and Detroit is the very proof that God, Allah, and Buddha all have a sense of humor, after all. Good joke, guys.
by ISuckatLife on Mar 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Jesus, it’s not really fair when you nail it in the first comment! I keep trying to think of other captions, but every time I look at the photo I see your version.
Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
“umm…yeah. That’s definitely a piece of shit…”
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Mar 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Perron: “I speak-a da French!”
Beej: “I speak jive!”
Backes: “I speak when I damn well please.”
Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
looks like Perron is about to lose the circle jerk…
by Dooks on Mar 27, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Perron: I can’t stop watching Kirk Maltby fuck this octopus
BC: Neither can I
Backes: I think the octopus is fucking Maltby actually.
You are a cock,
by Genetic Mutation on Mar 27, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
Im guessing he gave THAT to Chelios
ATTENTION RANDOMLY TYPING MONKEYS: HITTING THE "POST" BUTTON DOES NOT MAKE BANANAS MAGICALLY APPEAR FROM YOUR SCREEN! Thank you, that is all.
by KillerHiller on Mar 27, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Backes: Wow, I really laid him out, huh?
BC: Dude, how much blood’s in a man, anyway?
Perron: Oh, GOD – it’s STILL MOVING! Ewwwwww!
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
"David Backes once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil."
Beej/Frenchie: (GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!)
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
You guys didn't catch the foosball tourney between periods?

BJ: C’mon Frenchie if you’re playing goalie you got to get the ball to us!
Perron: Sacré bleu!!
Backes: Cmon boys let’s concentrate…
Lod

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