You Write The Comedy - Get Ready For The Hawks Edition

by Brad Lee on Mar 31, 2009 9:06 AM CDT

Another off day for the St. Louis Blues, so we take this opportunity to look a day ahead.

Wednesday night the Blues travel to Chicago to take on the the Blackhawks, a team that is choking away playoff position almost every night. Remember when they were a lock for the fourth seed in the West? Not anymore. They're in a dog fight with the Sedin Sisters. And they're failing. Pity. So they have a lot to play for when the take the ice against the rising Blues who will fall out of eighth place after tonight's games.

Hawks head coach Joel Quenneville, he of the monster moustache, used to coach around here back in the day. What by chance do you think he might be saying to referee Mike Hasenfrantz during a 4-0 shutout loss at home to Vancouver? Tell us in the comments.

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Quenneville: “I was coaching in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masterbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn’t . .”

by Iowa on Mar 31, 2009 9:33 AM CDT reply actions

hah, nice

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by cold on Mar 31, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions

winner.

by JGB on Mar 31, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions

hahaha.

by Busch Ice on Mar 31, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions

Quenneville: “Don’t make me send my mustache out there! You wouldn’t like what would happen!”

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Mar 31, 2009 9:44 AM CDT reply actions

Q: “Now look, I wrote the book on how to sit on 2-1 second-period leads. But this 0-4 stuff, it’s for the birds.”

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by Dominik on Mar 31, 2009 10:39 AM CDT reply actions

Q: “I’m telling you, the mustache gets chicks…guaranteed”

by UIWWildthing on Mar 31, 2009 10:45 AM CDT reply actions

“I don’t want Fop, God damn it! I’m a Dapper Dan man!”

by Cornwallis Hankey on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions

Quenneville

by Cornwallis Hankey on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions

'Now look here ref, I had NOTHING to do with Denis Savard getting axed so I could become Coach here. I'm a victim of circumstances.'

by ibleedblue1968 on Mar 31, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions

“Ref. I’m tellin’ yah. A man pile is defined as no less than 5!”

by JD Spillage on Mar 31, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions

Hasenfrantz: “I’m gonna punch ya right in yer ’stache!”

Quenneville: “Hey H . . . what’s Fonzi like?”

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Mar 31, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions

#32: “So, is this what it feels like to give a BJ?”

Toews: Yep. You’re totally Rick Nashing that water bottle. It feels good, right?

Guy in black suit behind glass: “You drinking the blue stuff kid, or what? You fuckin’ kidding me? Rocky ain’t gonna like this shit!! Forgedda bout it!!”

Mel Gibson look-alike: “That’s it, son!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Havlat: “Must…not…get…hurt…….Bleeearrrrgghhhhh…….”

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

by HuntsvilleBlues on Mar 31, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions

Correction:

The guy behind the glass is in fact, in front of the glass…

And that fucking IS Mel Gibson. hahaha

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

by HuntsvilleBlues on Mar 31, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions

Ref: You're outta here Q for impersonating a real coach

Q: Quit calling my boyz pussies, you’re gonna make them cry.

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Mar 31, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions

Quenneville: No no no, you don't understand... I coach the HAWKS now, not the BLUES... You're not supposed to be screwing us over!

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Mar 31, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions

This one gets MY vote...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 31, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions

Hasenfrantz: “alright, you ::points:: and you ::points:: are out of here!”

Quenneville: "hey, come on now! Coach Torchetti and Marty Havlat have a disorder where where they go into a trace and jack off. they can’t help it. by the way, I’d step back if I were you, Torch is about to blow."

by Dooks on Mar 31, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions

He did it (point point)

by Bad and Blue on Mar 31, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions

oops typo--its number 24

by Bad and Blue on Mar 31, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions

Simple, but good.

Referee: Hey guys, good luck against St. Louis Tomorrow..

Referee: SYKE!!! pulls hand away

by JoMilla on Mar 31, 2009 5:35 PM CDT reply actions

nice lol

by Bad and Blue on Mar 31, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions

Guy in Suit: I’m the Jar Jar Binks of this photo: I’m un-needed and I look stupid.

by Bad and Blue on Mar 31, 2009 5:41 PM CDT reply actions

Hasenfrantz?

Jeez, reminds me of my mother-in-law the Prussian… instead of “every Tom Dick and Harry,” like we say over here to refer to a bucnh of people, she always says “every Hans and Franz.”

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 31, 2009 5:47 PM CDT reply actions