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Top 11 Reasons Walt Stayed A Blue

by Pagan on Mar 5, 2009 3:44 PM CST

11. JD likes the kitsch appeal of having an actual Winnipeg Jet

10. What? And lose the Huey Lewis of Hockey?

9. Glen Metropolit was not available.

8. Because David Backes said so.

7. Walt? Who's Walt? I don't see that name on the roster.

6. Brad Winchester needs his set-up man.

5. It's cheaper than putting rookies up in hotel rooms.

4. So we can keep using the Manny-Walt love photo.

3. How else are we going to attract a Dunkin' Donuts?

2. We need a spare fat guy in case the Cotton-Eyed Joe dancer gets hurt.

1. Because keeping him out of a Bruins uniform is wicked pissah.

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A few more . . .

- You can’t let a Bostonite go back THAT easily.
- Backes told JD that if Walt was traded, he’d cut off his own nuts. Apparently JD didn’t know Backes could regenerate his own testicles.
- "JD? Hey buddy, it’s Ken Holl(click)and. FUCK DETROIT!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Mar 5, 2009 7:51 PM CST reply actions

I woulda swore

That your comment would be in regards to No. 3. But I guess you have servants to bring any pastry you want .

by Pagan on Mar 5, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions

Servants?

Damn, I wish I had those. Then I could concentrate a lot more on my plan . . . TO RULE THE WORLD!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Mar 5, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions

Sign of the Apocalypse for DK

KMOX reports that Dunkin’ Donuts is planning on opening 10 stores in the area over the next couple of years.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Mar 6, 2009 3:54 AM CST up reply actions

Man . . .

Now they’re just TRYING to keep me over 200, now aren’t they? That is, unless they’re not planning on opening any in the vaunted Metro East.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Mar 6, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions

9. Glen Metropolit was not available.

Bite your tongue. Glen is available at all times, for any purpose. IN fact he is cleaning the leaves out of my gutters as I type this.

Excuse me a sec….

DAMMIT Glen…get back to work or I’m putting you on waivers!

by Rich of GASL on Mar 6, 2009 6:36 AM CST reply actions

He's also a good man-whore

Or so I’m told.

by Pagan on Mar 6, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

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