You Write The Comedy Monday

by gallagher on Mar 9, 2009 12:20 PM CDT

It's a slow news day for Blues fans, but we still need a way to avoid work, right?

In the comments, let us know what you think is being said here as Sidney Crosby approaches his two new teammates/linemates Chris Kunitz and Bill Guerin.

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Nice pass, Kuntzie!

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Sidney “Bing” Crosby: Damn I’m glad you guys showed up. I was tired of Malkin sucking my cock.

Guerin/Kunitz (simultaneously): Uhhhhhh . . . what?

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Mar 9, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions

Yee HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

….Lets have us a HOE -DOWN!!!!

by Rich of GASL on Mar 9, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions

I have diarrhea!!!!!

Beating Me Is Tougher Then A Dog In A Bathtub. Confused? Check out this link for an explanation:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dog%20In%20A%20Bath%20Tub

by Answer Man on Mar 9, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions

Ovechkin said something mean again!

Go get him! Do it! Go get him!

SWYD

by gallagher on Mar 9, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions

HEEEEEYYYYY YOOOOUUUU GUYYYYYYSSSS!!

Hatred Walking

by Doc Whiskey on Mar 9, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions

In a nasaly voice, “Hey guys whats goin on, can I tag along?”

by TLMotorsport on Mar 9, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions

AHHHH! Who the fuck are you guys?!?!

It’s okay Cindy…we’re here to protect you from the big bad Ovechkin…just come along, this way…

World Ph*cking Champs! That was fun - let's do it again...

by Jordan Ellel on Mar 9, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions

“haw haw! did you guys see that dive I did back there? a 10 right?”

by Dooks on Mar 9, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions

“Hey, Billy.”

“Yeah, Kuntzie?”

“I smell pussy.”

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Mar 9, 2009 5:42 PM CDT reply actions

Billy G: Hey left nut….

Chris K: Hey right nut….

Both: There’s a Penis In between us!!!!

Sidney: I don’t get it.

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Mar 9, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions

Sid: Hey Guys, check out my andy murray impression!

ATTENTION RANDOMLY TYPING MONKEYS: HITTING THE "POST" BUTTON DOES NOT MAKE BANANAS MAGICALLY APPEAR FROM YOUR SCREEN! Thank you, that is all.

by KillerHiller on Mar 9, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions

one more...

Guerin: Hey Kunitz, My Johnson is bigger than this Dick in front of us.

ATTENTION RANDOMLY TYPING MONKEYS: HITTING THE "POST" BUTTON DOES NOT MAKE BANANAS MAGICALLY APPEAR FROM YOUR SCREEN! Thank you, that is all.

by KillerHiller on Mar 9, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions

Waaaaaaah, he took my rattle

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.

by spectr17 on Mar 10, 2009 2:23 AM CDT reply actions