Second Test of "Loaded Questions Game"

by Milo. on Apr 1, 2009 6:23 PM CDT

OK. So the first test may or may not have been a success. I think, however, there were a few participants who dug it.

Here's what else we learned:

It would be easily confirmed that Avery has girlie parts; David Chuck Backes Norris can see invisible people; RFJCC is known as "Jennings" to his dorm buddies; the Red Wings locker room does not need tear gas because they have orgies while crying; Dooks would spend all day watching nude women & luvhockey would scope out all the nude men; Rich of GASL does NOT want to do extremely naughty things to Hinote's wife; Legace now has enough evidence against Carnie for a restraining order; and (most disturbingly) DontToewsMeBro gets his freak on with actual freaks.

Let's get to know each other a bit better.

The question for the next few days is as follows:

"If you could have one superpower, what would it be?"

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3rd penis

hands down

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions

you already have two?!?!?!

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions

By my count

you’ll need another hand, too.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 2, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions

well played, sir

by Rich of GASL on Apr 2, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions

if i could have one superpower, i would want the power to remove articles of clothing telepathically

"You got Osh'd!"
"When you run from the police, you only go to jail tired"

by DontToewsMeBro on Apr 1, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions

either that or i would like to be TJ Oshie. thats a super pwer, right?

"You got Osh'd!"
"When you run from the police, you only go to jail tired"

by DontToewsMeBro on Apr 1, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions

i want the power

to have whatever power i think of

by averagejoe on Apr 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions

isnt that the episode...

where they dress him up as a dog and drop him off at the vet?

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 1, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions

yes

butters the dog. its a classic.

by averagejoe on Apr 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions

If I had one super power it would be to alter time (either speed up, pause, go back in time, the works)

or to shoot fire from my hands and burn people’s faces off.

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions

I'm usually a type B personality...

… but I am a total type A when I drive. I would love to have the ability to telepathically lift up slow moving cars/old people that pull out in front of me/stupid people in general and just fling them off of the road and out of my way.

If I had a dollar for every dumbass who stopped on a GREEN TURN ARROW in front of me today, I’d at least be able to go to Arby’s for lunch tomorrow.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 1, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions

why levitate over them while you could incinerate them with your flame throwing abilities?!

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 1, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions

Then how about

the power to spawn Arby’s whenever you want. I mean, isn’t that what you were really getting at?

by Busch Ice on Apr 2, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions

That could be useful as well, yes.

I’d prefer the spawning of White Castle or Jack in the Box, but I guess I need to make due with what I have.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 3, 2009 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions

we covered this in the last question. invisibility.

either that or teleportation for my non-driving ass

by Dooks on Apr 1, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions

Hmmm....

….I would want to the power to go back in time 30 seconds whenever I wished it.

by Rich of GASL on Apr 2, 2009 9:17 AM CDT reply actions

See I could have undone this post if I wanted to.

by Rich of GASL on Apr 2, 2009 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions

Yeah,

but the SBN programmers could easily add and edit button for that. [HINT – HINT].

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 2, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions

Thats just crazy talk...

…besidess ists mroe fnu tyrngi ot fgurue uot wath poepel wree atetemptnig ot tpye.

by Rich of GASL on Apr 2, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions

Butt it maykez us alll look like idjits wenn we type teh stuff fast and puss ;post"

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 2, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Hmmm...

Either the Jedi Mind Trick…

…or an indestructible skeleton with 12-inch retractable razor-sharp claws and a healing factor…

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 2, 2009 9:32 AM CDT reply actions

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 2, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions

Al MacInnis Slapshot

http://www.stlouisgametime.com/

by cold on Apr 2, 2009 10:58 AM CDT reply actions

Want a job on the point of the Blues power play?

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 2, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions

This is QUITE simple:

David Backes’ Brute Force Destruction And Goal-Scoring Abilities.

Notice I capitalized all the words in it. Because they all DESERVE capitalization and aggrandization. That’s how fucking awesome Backes is.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 2, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions

Shapeshifting

I’d love to be able to change into anything.
Oh, to be that fly on the wall, a bird winging in the air, a fish in the sea…

by luvhockey on Apr 2, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions

Hey ...

That’s mine, too.

Mostly for the fly on the wall thing.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 3, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions

… or tracking down John Connor.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 3, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions

I think the best part of this...

is Milos rapid recap of the answers and what we have learned from them

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 2, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions

Thank you, Jennings.

I’ll most likely post another recap and question over the weekend.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 3, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions

hey

it’s Mr. RFJCC to you sir, only people who have seen me in real life get a shot at being able to use that name

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 3, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions

now if only Mr. Milo would’ve came out from hiding and joined us behind 305 in the first intermission of the Canucks game last week, he would have that privilege

by Dooks on Apr 3, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions

You guys saw me ...

I was the older guy in the Blues jersey.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 3, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions

o_O I don’t recall seeing anyone resembling a Descendants album cover

by Dooks on Apr 3, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions

That’s because I wasn’t wearing a tie.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 3, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions

and

I’ve put on a few pounds since the album was released.

/Yeah, that’s right: Album.
//Remember those?
///Get off my lawn!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 3, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Replication

has always been a fave of mine. I would have a different body for each scary voice in my head and the other, scarier voices too. I would then send said mob to terrorize Blackcock and “We’re Not Straight” fans everywhere. MWUHAHAHAHAAAAA!

by Angst vorm Nichts on Apr 3, 2009 12:30 AM CDT reply actions