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Pile on Chris Osgood

I still haven't gotten that bullshit Wings collapse from last night out of my system. Like I said before, if the Wings can find a way to screw the Blues, they'll do it.

In the spirit of that sentiment, I thought I'd offer this children's joke I got off a Bazooka bubblegum wrapper.

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A doctor, a lawyer, and an accountant all die and go to heaven on the same day.

When they get to the Pearly Gates, they are greeted by St. Peter.

St. Peter says: "Chris Osgood is a worthless sack of shit and I'd tell him so myself if he weren't going straight to hell when he dies."

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By the way, that joke is actually a modified version on one on McSweeney's Internet Tendency. I should credit them to I don't get accused of plagerism.

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Money.

Detwat is going to EAT IT in the playoffs. Hard.

I’m absolutely ashamed we lost to that collection of Eurofags so many times this season.
Makes me nauseous.

by Washoo on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He'll get his come the playoffs

Detroit’s one and done with him in goal. Seriously that 2nd goal last night was so fucking soft you could have used it for a pillow.

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Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Apr 10, 2009 10:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If the Blues play them ...

They need to remember Osgood leaves half the net wide open when you’ve got a guy with the puck in the corner.

Pass across to guy in slot = score.

I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.

by Pagan on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just like NHL 93

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by jealousblues on Apr 12, 2009 4:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forget piling on him...

… he’s a fucking pylon. He has the mobility and goaltending skills of this dude:

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 10, 2009 10:34 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Osgood and the Red Wings...

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 10, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Credit Lidstrom with the assist on the 2nd goal.

But those fuckers really can’t do anything right.

Hopefully Anaheim kicks their ass in the first round, like 2003.

by BoylenOver on Apr 10, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If those two meet up...

My money’s on the Ducks, hands down.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 10, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 10, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

redwings take a swooping dive !!!!!!

they are scared of facing the blues in playoffs they took a dive last night bunch of pusseys detriot sucks

by bluetillidie on Apr 10, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Quotes from Detroit...

“I don’t know why people are so worried. I’ll be fine in the playoffs.” – Osgood

“Chris is our guy, and we’re all confident that he’ll get it done when it counts.” – Babcock

I think it’s closer to:

So what are they gonna do when they find that they can’t outscore the opposition because Osgood can’t stop a beach ball?

LOSE, MOTHERFUCKERS, LOSE!

by The Goalie Guy on Apr 10, 2009 5:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

Bravo. I’ll remember that one. McSweeney’s is fantastic.

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by Dominik on Apr 10, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking about the wings one night after reading some article on NHL.com with Osgood stating, “Oh yeah I’m just going to flip on the switch at playoffs.” Or something like that.

I read that after I remembered my 9th grade history teacher telling our class something about “you can’t just flip on a switch come exams, you have to work hard all year.”

I printed out the article and sent it to him the next day. He laughed his fucking ass off.

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 11, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

To my eternal shame...

I have a lot of trading cards of Osgood. I was given a load of his Wings ones when he played for the Blues – and have one of those “outsize” postcard size trading cards of Osgood as a Blue with a game worn jersey bit in it.

They are going on ebay this afternoon. I honestly cannot have them in my collection anymore…

"We have two giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground lair..." - Benjamin Linus.

by drfrankentweed on Apr 12, 2009 7:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You could also light them on fire . . .

then again, I don’t know what the UK’s laws are concerning outdoor burning.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL...

Yeah but I may as well grab a bit of cash from a Red Wings fan…

if it’s not contaminated, that is.

"We have two giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground lair..." - Benjamin Linus.

by drfrankentweed on Apr 12, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

from Puck Daddy's contest ...

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Apr 12, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he actually looks quite cute as a block of cheese =p

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 12, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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