I still haven't gotten that bullshit Wings collapse from last night out of my system. Like I said before, if the Wings can find a way to screw the Blues, they'll do it.
In the spirit of that sentiment, I thought I'd offer this children's joke I got off a Bazooka bubblegum wrapper.
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A doctor, a lawyer, and an accountant all die and go to heaven on the same day.
When they get to the Pearly Gates, they are greeted by St. Peter.
St. Peter says: "Chris Osgood is a worthless sack of shit and I'd tell him so myself if he weren't going straight to hell when he dies."
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By the way, that joke is actually a modified version on one on McSweeney's Internet Tendency. I should credit them to I don't get accused of plagerism.


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