Top 11 Things I Will Say Tonight During The Blues Game
by Brad Lee on Apr 10, 2009 4:09 PM CDT
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PrintThis is from the paper, but I wanted to throw a bone to everyone who has that nervous energy and could hopefully use a laugh. So in about three hours, I expect to say:
11. I've never been a bigger Minnesota Wild fan than I am right now.
10. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I feel lightheaded. I better sit down now.
9. Honey, I'm out of cash and the beer vendor won't give me another with just my good looks.
8. If they lose this game and it looks like I'm getting misty-eyed, it's totally the allergies kicking in.
7. I love Charles Glenn.
6. Angella, thanks for not hiring a hit man after we've made jokes about you.
5. I'm sorry I spilled beer on you, honey. I can't get my hands to stop shaking.
4. If Dave Checketts was here right now, he'd probably have me arrested for hugging him.
3. I'm so nervous, I can't even drink. Alright, that's a lie but it could be true.
2. Gallagher, I'm scared. Hold me.
1. If they win this game and Nashville loses and it looks like I'm getting misty-eyed, it's totally the allergies kicking in.
Feel free to add what you think you'll say down in the comments.
(Small admission: I already told Gallagher to hold me.)
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This is the night that Towel Boy Jumps/Falls/Slips and ends his hold on 314 and his self fucking (or is it masturbation?)
“Open your eyes (insert name of douchebag referee)!” But that’s a given.
“I guess our usher doesn’t get the whole ‘wait until a stoppage in play’ thing.”
“Sometimes we jacket on…” (Can’t believe it’s been a year since that awesome headline)
by Angst vorm Nichts on Apr 10, 2009 5:01 PM CDT reply actions
"Open your eyes (insert name of douchebag referee)!"
Referees:
- Steve Kozari
- Dennis LaRue
Linesmen:
- David Brisebois
- Dan Schachte
.
Call your blind douchebags by name!
Let's go Blues!!!
Aww...
Champoux isn’t one of them? He’s always fun to yell “Get the soap out of your eyes!” at. You know, because hygiene jokes get funny when you drink.
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Top 11 Things I Will Say Tonight During The Blues Game
Why the Fuck didn’t I buy a ticket to this?!!
… can anyone pick up a an extra poster for me?
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