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Top 11 Things I Will Say Tonight During The Blues Game

This is from the paper, but I wanted to throw a bone to everyone who has that nervous energy and could hopefully use a laugh. So in about three hours, I expect to say:

11. I've never been a bigger Minnesota Wild fan than I am right now.

10. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I feel lightheaded. I better sit down now.

9. Honey, I'm out of cash and the beer vendor won't give me another with just my good looks.

8. If they lose this game and it looks like I'm getting misty-eyed, it's totally the allergies kicking in.

7. I love Charles Glenn.

6. Angella, thanks for not hiring a hit man after we've made jokes about you.

5. I'm sorry I spilled beer on you, honey. I can't get my hands to stop shaking.

4. If Dave Checketts was here right now, he'd probably have me arrested for hugging him.

3. I'm so nervous, I can't even drink. Alright, that's a lie but it could be true.

2. Gallagher, I'm scared. Hold me.

1. If they win this game and Nashville loses and it looks like I'm getting misty-eyed, it's totally the allergies kicking in.

 Feel free to add what you think you'll say down in the comments.

(Small admission: I already told Gallagher to hold me.)

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Finish him off

Kill him

Rip he arm off and beat him with it

Glug, glug, glug

Kill him

by spectr17 on Apr 10, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

  1. goes for all of us

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 10, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf I can’t post the # sign?

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 10, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

This is the night that Towel Boy Jumps/Falls/Slips and ends his hold on 314 and his self fucking (or is it masturbation?)

by DanGNR on Apr 10, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

“Open your eyes (insert name of douchebag referee)!” But that’s a given.

“I guess our usher doesn’t get the whole ‘wait until a stoppage in play’ thing.”

“Sometimes we jacket on…” (Can’t believe it’s been a year since that awesome headline)

by Angst vorm Nichts on Apr 10, 2009 5:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Open your eyes (insert name of douchebag referee)!"

Referees:

  1. Steve Kozari
  2. Dennis LaRue

Linesmen:

  1. David Brisebois
  2. Dan Schachte
    .
    Call your blind douchebags by name!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 10, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aww...

Champoux isn’t one of them? He’s always fun to yell “Get the soap out of your eyes!” at. You know, because hygiene jokes get funny when you drink.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 10, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me: wel fu md skukksdk, I mean, augh, augh, augh, ow… whathafu… augh… augh… auuuuuggggghhh. shi, oooo, damn….b b b b b ….gasp.

Wife: Exactly.

by Rich of GASL on Apr 10, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Top 11 Things Most Likely to be Read on Tonight's GDT

11) Nash is down again…guess who did it?

(I think we all know what # 1 will be…)

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Apr 10, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Top 11 Things I Will Say Tonight During The Blues Game

Why the Fuck didn’t I buy a ticket to this?!!

… can anyone pick up a an extra poster for me?

by Co11ier_StL on Apr 10, 2009 6:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn alergies

got to me at the end of the game.

by TLMotorsport on Apr 11, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Full on hugging in the stands.

And lots of people with allergies.

Cray. Just crazy.

by gallagher on Apr 11, 2009 2:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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